Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

It’s like something from the corner of the Gaa disco in 1993

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I sense the dead hand of The Gover behind this.

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Can see why she preferred Hancock to her chump of a husband

The brit redtops love a political affair. Capitalising of the following words is mandatory

ROMP
STEAMY
RUMPY PUMPY
LOVE RAT
SAUCY
SQUEEZE
TORRID

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Yeah, you can nearly imagine the half cooked rice and rubbery chicken stuck to his teeth.

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Imagine being cuckolded for Matt Hancock.

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Ah well, at least he’s not tapping Priti Patel. @flattythehurdler wouldn’t like that.

Boris Johnson will be very angry at his health minister having an affair. Promotes the wrong image. He’ll surely have to sack him for it.

I see Andrew Neil is “taking two months off” from his new right wing propaganda venture GB News less than two weeks after it started. It doesn’t bode very well for the station.

If it went to the wall it would be the most heartening failure of this sort since the XFL.

Maybe the backers will scrap it and buy Channel Four instead?

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Getting a right good grab of her arse there, like a 13 year old getting his first shift.

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Right-wing politics certainly hates scrutiny of any sort. Britain is taking a very authoritarian turn.

SORDID

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What? Boris’s admiration for Hancock has skyrocketed. Hancock has made himself untouchable whilst Boris is in charge. Boris would be in effect sacking himself if Matt falls due to this.

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That’s what she said alright

Gina is bang tidy.

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You’d want a big bas on the hurley for tapping PP. Definitely one of the all time disappointing full body reveals of all time.

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The opposite of a BOBFOC. Not the worst face but the body of a bag of milk.