Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

A seedy, tory groper named Chris Pincher. Tremendous.

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I’d say Boris doesn’t even knows he exists

Some amount of deviants in that party.

Big Gav W caught Bigdog getting a blowjob off Carrie, no wonder he got another blank cheque out for Zelensky today

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Senior hurling now

Carrie is an absolute minx.

She’d hand it back soft.

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Surprised GW didn’t give him one

Grabbed them by the Boris Johnson

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Nope. He’s not resigning as an MP. Apparently sexual assault isn’t a resigning matter any longer

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The woke crowd will want to cancel blowjobs now I suppose

Carrie has the lefties rattled

Is that what you call them?

Latest rumour is a good’un. Apparently Johnson has gotten his Canadian hairdresser up the duff and she’s been packed off back home.

Given the constant state his hair is in I’m going to say it’s bullshit or she wasn’t actually a hairdresser.

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Brilliant

That is some rogues gallery.