Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

Lily is a Tory

A bit rich coming from the like of that one.

Cameron won’t be moved until he’s told.

Hard to believe it was only 30 grand though. That is chicken feed to him.

His auld lad obviously believed in diversification mate or else he didn’t believe in that investment manager and threw a bit of spare change at it for the craic.

His old man wouldn’t have a leg to stand on. If he was alive.

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These ground breaking media stories only tend to appear at that stage for the elite mate.

Poor Dave…

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@Tim_Riggins did you order yours?

Ah yes, Charles Moore the man who compared the men of 1916 to ISIS. A twat.

I did yeah mate, I wasn’t taking any chances waiting until tomorrow after they told us they’d be gone by Wednesday. Shows the passion the ordinary people of Britain have for the Conservative and Unionist Party.

@Tassotti how are things shaping up for the upcoming big birthday celebrations?

Low key so far. I think there’s talk of a bank holiday

Pubs will be open later to allow loyal citizens toast her Majesty’s good health.

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I wish Wills would sort out the barnet. He’d look unreal with a short bit of stubble and shaving the noggin in a bit closer.

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Gayyyyy

Spot the roaster

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Batter the shit out of each other in her honour.
Can’t see a downside.

The Carling and Stella will be flowing.

God help the wives.

The wives in Birmingham are well able to fight back.

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