Can Lauren Boebert demonstrate proof she has a single functioning brain cell by 5pm today?
President Trump is going to get a heroes return to the white house, the coming months are going to be some victory tour.
Would this be the first time the Taoiseach and US President were cousins ?
The news that President Joe Biden would not run for re-election caused a stir not only in America, but also in Russia, where pro-Kremlin propagandists are kicking up a fuss about what it would mean for their beloved Donald Trump.
Appearing on Mondayâs broadcast of a state TV show 60 Minutes, State Duma member Oleg Matveychev complained that Bidenâs move is a disaster for Trumpâs election chances. âHe is left without any trump cards!â Matveychev said. âPreviously, he could easily attack Bidenâs health, now he has nothing left to attack. More than that, attacking Biden at this point would be seen as inappropriate and rude.â
âNow theyâre switching to [Vice President Kamala Harris] and are trying to attack her, but nothing new will stick to her,â Matveychev added. âBringing up the fact she is not quite white will only activate her electorate.â
Russian state TVâs coverage of Harrisâwhich is a carbon copy of what is playing on Fox Newsâwas largely limited Monday to attempts at mocking her laughter.
Matveychev said that Bidenâs departure from the race rendered the previous agenda obsolete. Discussing the age of the U.S. president or an assassination attempt against Trump is now yesterdayâs news, he argued.
âTrump had a great trump card with this shot that was fired at him⌠he just got lucky,â the lawmaker said. âNow he has to come up with something new to change the subject and draw attention to himselfâand itâs hard to do, after the stakes were raised this high.â
Matveychev said that if Trump was âa little bit smarter,â he would have toned it down during the debate to make sure Biden stays in the race. Host Evgeny Popov bitterly added, âNow he is the old candidate. The only old candidate!â
The lawmaker said itâs time to rip off the patch covering up Trumpâs scratched ear that many in the U.S. have compared to a maxi pad. He criticized the flashmob of the GOP ear patches as outdated and vulgar and urged the Republicans to come up with something new to face the new reality.
Matveychev also angrily described Harris as âdistilled evil.â âIn her, you have the devil in its purest form,â he said. âHe always appears to be laughing and positive. The devil doesnât have horns and hooves, he says that everything is ok and flashes a white-toothed grin.â
Moscowâs premier propagandist Vladimir Solovyov separately scrambled to re-record his weekend program, Sunday Evening With Vladimir Solovyov, to keep up with the news.
The initial version of the show focused on laughing up a cheesy AI-generated Matrix clip of Trump facing-off with President Biden, posted by Elon Musk on his X (formerly Twitter) page, making fun of ancient Hulk Hogan and his old T-shirt ripping shtick, and relishing Trumpâs insults against Biden.
In the re-recorded version, the host and pundits seemed to be stunned and sobered up by the news of Biden dropping out. While the show re-incorporated the same clips, the laughs were scarce and strained.
Solovyov predicted that the situation in America would be âpure hellâ for the next four months. Andrey Bezrukov, a former KGB sleeper agent, described it as the minefield for Trump and Republicans, while pundit Vladimir Kornilov said: âI already know what the new message of this campaign will be: look at how old Trump is!â He surmised, âThis will be a serious problem for Trump from the standpoint of the campaign of the Democrats.â
Americanist Dmitry Drobnitsky described the Biden administration as a failure. âThis administration failed at everything!â he said. âName one project where theyâve succeeded. There arenât any. They couldnât even kill or imprison Trump.â
The unspoken truth that could be read between the lines is that Russian President Vladimir Putin never failed to imprison and/or kill his opponentsâand his propagandists apparently consider it to be one of his virtues.
Another contrast with Putin is Bidenâs decision to step away from power voluntarily, something few ever expect to happen with the Russian president.
As usual, state TV pundits shared their hope that a civil war in America is imminent.
Pundit Vadim Gigin said that after Trump âate the entire Republican partyâ it became a religious movement with Trump at the helmâand this maniacal devotion to the irreplaceable leader might lead to unpredictable consequences.
Solovyov described Trumpâs delivery to that of a televangelist and said that according to his friend Steven Seagal, Trump no longer considers himself Godâs messenger, but believes he is God himself.
I donât think Iâve ever seen Trump laugh come to think of it
An entrepreneur by god.Small business is the backbone of any economy.
Daylight saving is a cod.
Reagan was in there from 1980-88 and doesnât change things.
How about Nixon? Ford?
Thereâs a considerably higher than zero chance that Trump removes this Vance fella from his ticket before the election.
Frost/nixon
You can do anything with stats.
Nixon was around a while alright as VP and then President, Ford wasnât involved in many elections as heâs the only person to serve as president without being elected as VP or president.
LIncoln?
Good news for Trump is that JD Vance was vetted by Marjorie Taylor Greene. Youâd entrust your life to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She ran a foundation coaching course for him too