Useless Technology

This useless cunt of a thing. The tile.

Fantastic in theory, if your keys are lost an app on the phone will find the tile using Bluetooth and last known location feature, both of which rarely work. Clicking a button on the tile does the reverse, finds your phone by setting off its alarm. Invariably, the fucking think activates itself in your pocket while doing something stressful like packing the kids into the car, and sets the phone alarm off, tipping you over the edge into a spiral of roaring, mashing the phone and kids screaming.

Terrible fucking invention, stay well away.

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Umbrellas. Just wear a fucking hat

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That looks like the old version, you need to upgrade to the Tile Mate (another standard IT response).

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That’s the one I have. Still shite.

Snapper chats.

SedgyFergo was popular in the Snappy Chat until they banned her :sweat_smile:

What are you on about here mate?

She worked in a Strip Club over in the UK. She used to post regular nudes on her Snapchat story until they banned her :sweat_smile:

Id say shes gone over 2 years anyway

She’s still on redtube.com

I’ll take your word for it :joy:

No offence mate really but how is this relevant in any way to the thread before that?

A poor attempt to argue the fact that Snapchat is not useless :cry:

Because you get to see ladies with their clothes off?
I’m not sure you’re fully embracing the internet mate :confused:

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Twas better than what was on show walking down William Street today :joy::joy::joy:

He’s a Pro Stomach Puller for sure.

I prefer the girls on William st than some dopey bint on the internet to be honest.

Teenage mother Street?

My mind has been blown here. I was watching a video on YouTube earlier on my laptop. Clicked out of it and went downstairs and proceeded to watch the same video on my phone. Didn’t she open exactly where I had clicked out of it on the laptop. I didn’t even know my phone and laptop were linked.

They aren’t, you’re logged into the same YouTube account. Cookies brah

Id say you had a small panic then