My missus told me one of the girls in her place got a big massive bouquet in work and one of the others said to her ah isnât he great, and your one turns around and goes I told him last night if he didnât send them he neednât come home.
Whatâs the point in getting flowers if youâve practically forced someone into giving them to you. Bitches be fucking crazy
Heâs the Blade Runner - surely heâd have stabbed her?
[quote=âThrawneen, post: 737587, member: 129â]I told the nice girl in the OâBrienâs that it was my birthday tomorrow and she gave me a free chocolate muffin along with my bagel.
I then passed the muffin on to my special ladyfriend as her Valentineâs Day gift.
Job done.[/quote]
Happy Birthday Thraw 
Thanks Fitzy! Canât believe I made it this far, to be honest.
Thraw, when are we meeting for a pint in the bridge bar?
[quote=âJulio Geordio, post: 737646, member: 332â]My missus told me one of the girls in her place got a big massive bouquet in work and one of the others said to her ah isnât he great, and your one turns around and goes I told him last night if he didnât send them he neednât come home.
Whatâs the point in getting flowers if youâve practically forced someone into giving them to you. Bitches be fucking crazy[/quote]
Living with the likes of us Julio everyday is Valentineâs day,some women just arenât that lucky I guess.
[quote=âThrawneen, post: 737587, member: 129â]I told the nice girl in the OâBrienâs that it was my birthday tomorrow and she gave me a free chocolate muffin along with my bagel.
I then passed the muffin on to my special ladyfriend as her Valentineâs Day gift.
Job done.[/quote]
A muffin for a muffinâ. Fair swap.
Any weekend you like, Macintosh.
Youâve changed your tune SS you were posting love poems on Facebook a few hours ago
[quote=âJulio Geordio, post: 737646, member: 332â]My missus told me one of the girls in her place got a big massive bouquet in work and one of the others said to her ah isnât he great, and your one turns around and goes I told him last night if he didnât send them he neednât come home.
Whatâs the point in getting flowers if youâve practically forced someone into giving them to you. Bitches be fucking crazy[/quote]
utterly pathetic but not one bit surprisedâŚkeeping up with the Jones is what its all aboutâŚ
That was a sonnet, JG, and a great reverse ball-hop style work by the Bard. Only he could point out a birdâs bad breath and get away with it.
Sonnet No 130 if anyoneâs interested.
[quote=âSHANNONSIDER, post: 737715, member: 166â]That was a sonnet, JG, and a great reverse ball-hop style work by the Bard. Only he could point out a birdâs bad breath and get away with it.
Sonnet No 130 if anyoneâs interested.[/quote]
The Bard of Slieve Luchra?
saw this on FB earlier, it looks like I must have been friends with Scumpot all along
" roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over bitch your gonna get fisted"
Weâll exchange cards anyway, pal. Iâm treating her to a night in Limerick this weekend too.
Very nice, I am being taken to Lisbon for three days this weekend as part of my Christmas present. I think I will buy her a small trinket while I am there to mark the trip and valentines day as well.
What a treat. I canât think of a better city for a getaway this weekend than the Jewel of the Midwest.
Lovely gesture.
I might surprise my life partner with pre-Valentineâs Day flowers this evening.
Wonderful idea, what flowers are you thinking of getting?