Squad for tomorrow’s game:
Bandage [vc]
Rocko [c]
Jugs
Tinnion
Farmer
ClarkeyCat
Fats
Cesc4
I expect a very tough game tomorrow night and we’ll need to step it up a level from our recent displays.
I call for Rocko’s pre-match instructions to be devoid of puns and/or one liners; I also call on players to desist from attempting jokes in response to any of Rocko’s words or to the unnecessary pauses he makes as he gets his point across.
This is serious business.
I’ll work on my teamtalk throughout the day Bandage. It will be snappy, concise, meaningful and inspirational.
This is a tricky assignment. We need a big performance.
Fuck. That.
Terrible.
The end of the road for this group of players perhaps.
It would have been 3 points in Kylo’s time that’s for sure Brian.
Still top on goal difference. Farcenal beat White Russians and WTS beat other IPSI.
The only positive tonight was the quality and quantity of abuse directed by our players to each other. I was extremely impressed by the venom of it and proud to be a part of it. God bless the DART green jersey and all who wear her.
Shambolic.
I took a long, hard look at myself in the mirror when I got home.
And decided I did indeed look very much like Pep Guardiola.
And Jack from Lost.
And Basil Fawlty.
Come back to me when you don’t have cartoon hair.
Bandage likes this.
Basil Fawlty
:blink:
That’s the worst lookalike ever.
Bobby Sands would be more appropriate.