Anybody watch this on Channel 4 last night?
Basically some English guy in his late 20s had never had a herbie hide. He was no nervous about the whole thing and about the perceived stigma of being a virgin that he couldn’t speak to women at all. Think Jugs in Copper Face Jack’s and you’ll get the idea.
For some incredible reason he signed up to make this film. It involved him going to ‘Virgin School’ in Holland and the cameras following him around. It was no coincidence it was in Holland because it more or less involved him seeing a load of haggard, old prostitutes.
There was various stages to the process. Initially he had to become comfortable in a woman’s company. He practiced chatting and cuddling with one auld one. Then he came back a few weeks later and they moved on to kissing and exploring the body. He was there having a bath and a shower with a different auld one. Hilarious stuff. Then he was thrilled when he got a hand job. hi5
The last stage was the big day. This time it was with Brigit, another auld Dutch bird, and the bold James banged her. It was meant to be a ‘course’ but it was no more than spending an inordinate amount of time with old, ugly brassers. In the end his relief was palpable after completing the deed but he concluded that it was love he was after, not sex. A real South Park end of episode message if ever there was one.
Then he started crying when he had to say goodbye to the hooker he’d bonded with. This was verging on the ridiculous. ;D
As the credits rolled a bit of text came up on the screen to give us an update:
‘Since this film was made James has got a job in his local cinema. He has not had any more sex yet.’
A truly inspirational show.