Vulva

Vulva Original (NSFW)

This be some weird shit. Not sure if it’s a piss take or what, but it appears that you can buy it. Would you?

Holy.

Fuck.

And when I say Holy, I mean holey.

That bitch has some snatch on her though.Impressive gallery there too. I also like how the merchandising shop has panties available to buy, but only “womens”. Good to know.

I have a funny feeling if you bought this product the sweat would be from a thirty stone heifer rather than the bird in the video.

How appropriate that it’s applied to the back of the hand.

I’ve smelt worse.

Tom.