I presume you are somewhat peripheral to the main family/close friends of the wedding party? Arrive at the hotel while mass is on, get checked in and then you’ll be in the bar as the other guests arrive and the wedding party are getting photos and nobody will be any the wiser. Don’t mind these other fucking clowns.
Do you really think on the biggest day of her life the bride is going to be scanning the church looking for that degenerate gambler 2nd cousin of her new husband who she has met 3 times? She will in her fuck.
If the church is near the venue, then just time it to arrive towards the very end of the mass and slip inside just before they come back down the aisle and then you’ll be at the top of the queue to get back out again, with a quick kiss for the bride on the way.
A pal of mine made a pass at my wife on our wedding day. Said she was making a mistake etc. He had had the snout in the free drink all day and evening, so I never mentioned it.
Your picture is still uploading… Flatty has posted pics of his wife in the past on at least one occasion and at least once has taken said picture(s) down again as I understand it. I missed the incidents every time though unfortunately.
