Some day ye will click, stick the course
I’d nearly have paid to being back the ignore function to the forum if it landed 
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I just can’t figure them out lads.
She rings me and asks me if the mother and father are coming for the dinner tomorrow. "Give me five minutes and I’ll buzz you back " says I .
Four attempts later and she still hasn’t picked up the fucking phone.
Jesus wept
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Best thing is to leave a voicemail or text message for posterity and hope for the best
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I’m not out of pure fucking stubbornness.
This is a regular events.
She’s just nursed you back from cancer and is offering to cook dinner for your parents. maybe cut her a small bit of slack
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I do the Sunday dinner.
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Same again FFS
Grrrrr
Do you wear an apron too
Well done
No. That’s a Tipp thing I’d say.
You’re a Tipp man
Christ
The subtlety was missed here. Good one.
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Just managed to spray a full can of Lucozade all over myself. I’ll be walking around for the afternoon like a tube of dodgy bostic.
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Lucozade goes in your mouth, Mike. Lynx is the stuff you spray under your arms.
No shit sherlock
Let me soundtrack that for you
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