I have done some investigative work on the Wexford U-21 result from last night.
1. How To Treat People
Faythe Harriers’ Lee Murphy worked hard all year with the panel but got injured and wasn’t passed fit for last night. On Monday night the Under-21s had their final meeting and the gear was being given out - the usual, socks, shorts, t-shirt. Lee would have been on the team and as lads started coming up to get their gear, Lee went up and was promptly told there was none for him so he had to walk back down the room. Talk about humiliation. And to do that to a Harrier.
There are two points to make:
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The only reason he didn’t make it was due to injury. He had burst his balls before and since. Are we that mean and petty that we only give out gear to the 24 who made the official panel? Yes.
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Why wasn’t Lee called to one side beforehand and told he wasn’t getting gear - no matter how wrong that is? Why let him be humiliated? Absolute balls.
2. Preparation
The person responsible got on the bus and announced that (s)he had forgotten the water and sports drinks. No apology, just an announcement. When the bus stopped in Bunclody all the players had to get off and buy their own water, lucozade sport and stuff. These are the things Joe Public never hears about but they will now courtesy of thefreekick.com.
3. The Game
Notwithstanding that preparation was poor because they weren’t let train until January and challenge games were restricted, this was a piss poor display.
Before throw-in there was no sliothar, and lads were wound up when waiting. An Offaly lad pulled raw at the start but Domo Connolly only gave a free and no card or black book.
Less than two minutes in an Offaly lad broke away from David Redmond who gave him a snig, no more, yer man was gone. Ref stopped play and yellow card.
27 minutes in, Redmond pulled a bit raw in a tussle for the ball with about four players - no injury to the other lad, but second yellow when black book would have sufficed. By that stage it was 1-10 to 1-4 and we wouldn’t have won with him anyway.
Ended with 13. In the seventh minute of injury time, from five announced, Garrett Sinnott drove his hurl into a back’s face off ball. Ref consulted with umpires - second yellow and off.
Again, PJ Nolan did all the nice little fancy things when he got the ball on a plate, but won’t fight for it, blames everyone bar himself and was shown up last night.
Another was Clive Lawlor who was taken to the cleaners at centre-back before moving to the wing where he was repeatedly hooked. This guy seemingly has a bit of an attitude problem. Thinks he’s ‘Billy Big Biscuits’ and repeatedly answers back at training and goes around moaning. Pity because he’s talented.
Apparently Keith Burke is getting fatter by the day. His man boobs are bigger than mine and he can’t run - he just waddles.
The one bright aspect was Tommy Barron at full-forward. Got the best goal our TFK reporter has ever seen from a Wexford hurler. First-half, against wind, Lawlor sent in big high free that hung for an age in the air, big crowd on the edge of square, natural instinct for someone like Banville would be to put his hand up and drop it. Barron met it in mid-air, as sweet as you will ever see, and drove the top of the net out of it. Brilliant. He moved to right wing and had brought his tally to 1-4 from play when he got an injury on the far side and had to be helped off. Ought to be in Senior panel immediately. Nick Byrne was there but no sign of Sunderland or Meyler.
They brought on Brendan Travers full-back at half-time and he played well, himself and Ciarn O’Shaughnessy tried hard in full-back line. Ben O’Connor best of a very weak half-back line.
Mossy Waters hurled a bit of ball after moving from centre-forward to wing-back.
Offaly are shite. Led 1-12 to 1-4 at half-time, then with us down to 14, they only scored 1-1 in first 20 minutes of second-half. Then brought on Daniel Currams and he scored three points from play. Final score 2-16 1-11.
Big crowd, good Wexford following, Birr re-opened for first time since April last year after new pitch laid. Immaculate.
Team:
Michael Walsh (Ferns, capt.);
Ciarn ‘Knockey’ O’Shaughnessy (Shels),
Conor Harrington (Cloughbawn),
Paddy Whiteley (Rathnure);
Ben O’Connor (Oulart, 0-1),
Clive Lawlor (Shels),
Brendan Hobbs (Tara Rocks);
Mark Molloy (Ramsgrange),
David Redmond (Oulart);
P.J. Nolan (Askamore, 0-2),
Toms Waters (Martin’s),
Garrett Sinnott (Oulart);
Paul ‘Yom’ Nolan (Duffry),
Tommy Barron (Shels, 1-4),
Keith Burke (Buffer’s Alley, 0-2 frees).
Subs: Brendan Travers (Gorey) for Harrington, George Wheelock (Shamrocks, 0-1) for Molloy, Noel Walsh (Harriers, 0-1) for Barron, inj., Anthony Storey (Oulart) for Paul Nolan, also Niall Maher (Duffry), Rory Griffin (Rosslare), Colin Leacy (Ferns), Colm Kennelly (Ballygarrett), Rory Wilson (Martin’s).