What Climate Crisis?

Ba bum ba ba ba ba ba bum

Will ye still be above water in 2100 lads?

Most of Waterford, Galway, Cork, Dublin & Limerick city centre’s will be gone, even in a two degrees rise. Shannon will be a flying boat airport.

On the plus side I’ll have a lovely riverside property and the Greyhound Track in Limerick might finally get some use as a white water rafting course

If you’re property isn’t at least 180m above Sea Level you need to be asking yourself some tough life questions.

In better news it looks like New Ross will finally disappear.

That’s my house gone anyway…

Great to see our close friends and near neighbours, Triona and Ed, speak out here … why should the onus be put on me and you when big business are doing all the damage.

I’ll be renting mooring rights.

The fucking asthmatics have to go lads, it’s them or us, strike now before they have time to catch their breath

Darwinian

Are you a wheezer?

We’ll get rid of a lot of sports players doing this

Rugby and Cycling would be in big trouble

You may as well cancel the Olympics

And Gaelic Games

Aren’t most asthmatics not professional rugby players.

We can all get behind this purge.

Some helpful advice for the notoriously shy climate activist set

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Have you “injected” many “open-ended and inquisitive questions about climate change” in your conversations with your colleagues at the Avis desk today?

The fella with a bag over his head has destroyed a load of lads here – @Enrique, @balbec, @iron_mike all mugged off … of course, they’ll play the man here and not the ball in response

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At least she doesn’t put a bag on her head when expressing her views.

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There was some lass outside the DART station yesterday evening handing out glossy leaflets calling for action on climate change. It seemed like a waste of paper.

cc @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

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