We have to take shorter showers
The Star…
4 heatwaves. They can’t even tell you what the weather will be next week ffs
preventing people having strokes is an attack on rural ireland etc etc
Sure ye know fuck all about rural Ireland
How much turf is burned in urban areas?
too much
It’s taken a turn for the worse out there today lads
I’m perished.
There’s no ordinary weather anymore according to the redtops. It’s either “sizzling in hotter than benidorm” which generally translates to a greyish 17 degrees with an odd sunny spell, or “ice storms colder than Alaska” which transpires to be 6 degrees and rain.
Every year at the beginning of winter and beginning of summer the tabloids will always have a front page devoted to snow bombs/heat waves expected over coming months.
Mortified for @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy
dont look up
/ UK weather forecast: DANGER TO LIFE alert - Britain braces for DOUBLE-VORTEX SUPER-TEMPEST
A DEADLY double-vortex super-tempest born from the union of Storm Diana and a second Atlantic cyclone will unleash days of hurricane winds and torrential rainfall.
Ooooft
Drop of moisture is grand. Grass is flying
Are we planning on sending much electricity to France mate?