A beauty.
Cadbury Meledy bars. Lads you haven’t lived till you tasted that beuaty
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street , and had a drink in Mars bar.
He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.
‘I’m Marathon , the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple. To
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
A classic bar.
Good call that, I’d be a fan of a Club Milk at room temperature & fond of a Purple Snack from the fridge.
As for weirdos who ate the chocolate off the sides, they should be fucked into Lough Derg.
People still eat candy bars? Da fuq???
Hiding in their house from a harmless virus but stuffing themselves with red meat, processed foods and candy 
Double Decker. I’d have a very odd one with a cup of coffee when on the road as a treat.
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Lies … You had them all gone from the free machine.
20 cent I thought?
I could control myself to one or two a week. Your desk was stockpiled with them and cheap buffalo Hunky Dorys
You seem to remember a lot about it…too much really. I’m allergic to buffalo so you’re caught there.
Great days tho … noting in life to bother you but a ,20c double decker …and the pain when they were gone from the machine.
It made each bite delightful knowing he was fuming driving back up the M7.
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The food for my childer has just run out. You took it out of their mouths. I’m off to sit outside @LionelRitchie’s house to wait for him to throw out some fruit.
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He took so many of them that he probably has a few stuck in a bag somewhere that he could post up to feed your children. They probably expired in late 2015 though.
Once the other fella in the SU office copped it, we never saw them again.
try vending machines
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