What Makes A BIG Club?

Sport
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Any club that has won more than one European Cup in the same stadium.

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Any club that hasn’t changed its manager since the 1980s.

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Any club which has twice decided to cease a business partnership with the world’s leading sportswear manufacturer.

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Fuck off you utter cunts.
Dungeon with this cretinous garbage.

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Any club that has a 100% record against other teams from the same city in FA Cup matches at Wembley.

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A clubhouse with a bar in it. A sure sign of the big time.

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Not having to provide your fans with plastic flags to create an atmosphere. Chelsea, Utd and Munster all guilty of this carry on.

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Providing your fans with plastic flags.

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Any club that has scored at least 70 goals in the top division of a European league so far this season.

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When you’re big, you don’t measure it. You just know.

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Quantifiable, measurable quality control standards are very important.

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Small people measure themselves.

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Big people and big clubs aren’t shy about showing off their bigness.

Small people naturally tend to shy away from measurement.

You’re a small person from a small county who supports a small club*.

*Not as small as Chelsea.

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[quote=“Sidney, post: 908341, member: 183”]Big people and big clubs aren’t shy about showing off their bigness.

Small people naturally tend to shy away from measurement.

You’re a small person from a small county who supports a small club*.

*Not as small as Chelsea.[/quote]
Small mindedness from a small mind.

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2 county championships per decade and at least 1 all Ireland club

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The fans

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Any club that has scored at least six goals away from home this season in a single league match.

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Any club involved in at least one significant stadium disaster…

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I’ve already fielded that point earlier on the thread.

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Which club is this?