Following on from Bandage’s comments about doing what you do because your a man, Ive decided to start a thread on things we do because we can and because we are men.
I’ll start with farting loudly in bed with my missus. For about the first couple of years I wouldnt have dreamed of doing it but there comes a point where you do it because you can and because your a man.
Any more to add.
urinating while standing up.
Possessing a penis and a set of balls.
What t’hell is the point of this thread?
KIB is obviously questioning his manhood or sexuality :guns:
Well being a man has been described as winning the life lottery.
Women may live longer but they are shorter, weaker and crap at sport and can’t open bottles, can’t drive, can’t understand cricket or offside, can’t appreciate lesbians (unless they are lesbians) and are forced on a daily basis to look good for other girls otherwise they get slagged to death.
Guys can crawl out of bed every day and no guy cares what they look like.
Girls are under too much pressure on day to day living and at the end of it they won’t get the best jobs, they will get less pay and they are scared of spiders.
Then again, being a man is not great unless you are a great man.
Like me.
Yours etc,
GSH.
[quote=“KIB man”]Following on from Bandage’s comments about doing what you do because your a man, Ive decided to start a thread on things we do because we can and because we are men.
I’ll start with farting loudly in bed with my missus. For about the first couple of years I wouldnt have dreamed of doing it but there comes a point where you do it because you can and because your a man.
Any more to add.[/QUOTE]
Your a pussy KIB a real man farts loudly in bed then holds his birds head under the quilt until she chokes
:guns:
Havent progressed to the Dutch Oven yet - guess its the next stage of a relationship?
Always the danger your cock could be bitten off tho
Puke pmed me there to say your not a real man until youve pissed in an ice tray in a house party and put it back in the freezer without anyone noticing
Havent progressed to the Dutch Oven yet - guess its the next stage of a relationship?
Always the danger your cock could be bitten off tho[/QUOTE]
A real man wouldn’t have to worry about that as his missus would know the score
I like the attitude of this new guy:thumbsup:
Julio Geordio knows the score
Havent progressed to the Dutch Oven yet - guess its the next stage of a relationship?
Always the danger your cock could be bitten off tho[/QUOTE]
That won’t happen if your smacking it off her head while she is down there.
Yours etc,
GSH.