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Elons satelites, id say mate.

Or you could call it ā€œthe cloudā€

Bart junior Bart Simpsons frog

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Thatā€™s a good one

Quicksand is another one, Iā€™d say most kids these days donā€™t even know about quicksand, was there anything more terrifying?

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The one about the boat that sank was a brilliant article too, as was the one about the air France crash.

Am I the only one who think ā€œCorey Haimā€ when they read this thread title?

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Iā€™d a plan worked out how to get out of it when Iā€™d inevitably encounter it and fall in.

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The snorkel parka, the cheap ones you get as your winter coat that were about as insulating and waterproof as a pair of y fronts.
Whatever happened to y fronts come to think of it.
Did Nick Kamen do for them?

Tennis rackets tied to your feet.

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Thatā€™s for snow @Fagan_ODowd

I think it would work for quicksand too.

I doubt it.
Snow compacts. Quicksand doesnā€™t.

Fuck it anyway. Iā€™ve no plan B.

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Nah. Iā€™d spread out wide on my back and not panic or thrash about as the quick sand pulls you in faster if you try and escape.

Eventually Iā€™d be rescued by a rope tied to a donkey or a horse.

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Betting on speeches at weddings - not that Iā€™m Complaining mind you

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Fuckacting of the highest order.

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At some weddings They even used to leave the paddy power betting slips and pens on the table

Christ it was fucking awful shite. Win it and you ended up fucking losing money buying a round of shite.

But you donā€™t see it at all anymore

Go way ta fuck!?