What's the most embarrassing item you have had to buy in person?

[KIB_man]

@ChocolateMice

Why would you be embarrassed buying rubbers?? Only in this country would fellas get embarrassed for acting responsibly.

I’ve bought underwear and sex toys for girls as
presents in the past and the only time I was slightly put out was when your one behind the counter got embarrassed when showing me how to clean a vibrator, I then copped she thought it was for me (as all the others probably did) but I just asked a few casual questions and kept my cool and got out of there.

Ya it’s definitely an Irish thing alright. I’d consider myself fairly shameless about these things but not sure I’d be going in buying dildos.

The japs eye thing is over lads, you just piss in a cup these days. They had one of those free STD clinics on the main st in Clapham one day outside Woolworths. There was a queue of lads and girls waiting to use the bathrooms to piss into the plastic cup. Not sure if that approach would be as popular in Ireland.

[Arseboxin]

@ChocolateMice

I’ve bought underwear and sex toys for girls as presents in the past and the only time I was slightly put out was when your one behind the counter got embarrassed when showing me how to clean a vibrator

You should be glad of the helpfulness of that lady - imagine if you’d bought a Pipedream…

What was supposed to be an enjoyable sexual experience for a California woman and her boyfriend turned into a bloody, painful horror show that involved the untimely death of several innocent maxi pads and required a trip to the hospital. The alleged source of all this violence and anguish: a vengeful vibrator.

At least that’s what Bonjour claims in her lawsuit filed against Pipedream Products, the company that sold her the demonic dildo. In her complaint, posted by Courthouse News Service, Bonjour recounts her experience:

During the usage, I felt an intense sharp pain inside my vagina. My boyfriend quickly removed the toy, it was covered in blood. I thought, very briefly, that I had started my period but as the bleeding continued, getting heavier and heavier I knew it was not my period. I went through all of my sanitary pads and was passing clots of blood.

Bonjour lost consciousness and required a blood transfusion. Her son was “terrified” to see his mom in that state and will now be scarred for life. “He thought I was dying,” she writes. “Quite frankly, so did I.” Imagine being killed by a sex toy—how would your surviving family members ever explain that one to their neighbors? “She had a household appliance accident,” Mama or Papa Bonjour might say. “At least she didn’t suffer very long.”

Pipedreams has denied Bonjour any compensation, so she’s suing them for negligence and breach of warranty—claiming emotional duress and seeking compensatory damages for her medical bills. Maybe she can attach a claim for “supremely bad taste” and turn this into a class-action suit: Pipedream is responsible for the Kinky Kim (Kardashian) Filthy Love Doll and a bunch of other celebrity sex dolls"

Fantastic porn name all the same - April Bonjour

[Arseboxin]

I’ve had to buy a pregnancy test - twice - in the local chemists. The knowing wink and smile off yer wan behind the counter made me want to loaf her.

Pile cream is also a bit embarrassing to buy - whatever about Preparation H, try asking for Anusol discreetly

[The_Runt]

@Arseboxin

Pile cream is also a bit embarrassing to buy - whatever about Preparation H, try asking for Anusol discreetly

Too much arseboxin?

[Arseboxin]

@The Runt

Too much arseboxin?

I’d imagine it clears them up, so not enough I’d say

ClarkeyCat might know

[anon61956325]

@Bandage

I regularly buy my Wexford based sisters Mac Bronzer (colour golden) in Brown Thomas - there’s no Brown Thomas in Wexford. Always seems a bit gay.

Go to a woman doctor…

Had to buy this cream for my balls once, which was embarrassing enough. Did some yoke years ago when pissed and decided I’d caught AIDS or something (bad AIDS now) so went & got the test done. All was okay in the end but I reckon I was stressed out so much I’d convinced myself I’d picked up something and the mental anguish caused some kind of rash / itchiness down there. The doctor prescribed some kind of generic ball cream that did the trick.

Actually does ‘buying’ the STD test count for this thread? Some male doctor shoving a swab down your japs eye. Hardly ideal - I think the test has now progressed to such an extent that part is not required.

Following on from that, I had a lump on my left ball a few years ago so went and got that checked out. ‘Bought’ the GP visit, ‘bought’ the scan / ultrasound (whatever it was), ‘bought’ the specialist’s visit. Another raft of men stroking my balls, which was rather embarrassing indeed. One of the three of them even wore gloves, I reckon.

Go to a woman doctor

[SHANNONSIDER]

I find buying Taz bars quite embarrassing. It’s obvious they’re for kids but I do it anyway cos I like a bit of chocolate.

[The_Dunph]

@SHANNONSIDER

I find buying Taz bars quite embarrassing. It’s obvious they’re for kids but I do it anyway cos I like a bit of chocolate.

I find it too embarrassing to buy milky bars or cadburys buttons and as a result i never have them unless i see them in someones house who has young kids and try to rob them…

[Rintintin]

@The Dunph

I find it too embarrassing to buy milky bars or cadburys buttons and as a result i never have them unless i see them in someones house who has young kids and try to rob them…

The way around this to buy three or 4 of each and pretend you are buying for nephews/nieces , throw in a few line like “ah yea, they love these ones” and there you go.

[The_Dunph]

@Rintintin

The way around this to buy three or 4 of each and pretend you are buying for nephews/nieces , throw in a few line like “ah yea, they love these ones” and there you go.

[The_Runt]

@Rintintin

The way around this to buy three or 4 of each and pretend you are buying for nephews/nieces , throw in a few line like “ah yea, they love these ones” and there you go.

They will think he’s a child molester

[anon95599269]

@The Dunph

I find it too embarrassing to buy milky bars or cadburys buttons and as a result i never have them unless i see them in someones house who has young kids and try to rob them…

[The_Tipping_King]

Dungeon with this thread. Lads embarrassed about buying condoms ffs.

[ClarkeyCat]

@Arseboxin

I’d imagine it clears them up, so not enough I’d say

ClarkeyCat might know

Huh?

I did go into the chemist in the IFSC once and asked if they had anything for diarrhea. There was a Sherriff St. gypsy beside me and he had to leave the shop busting himself laughing. I found it quite amusing.