When was the last time you did drugs or had a packet of tayto with a pint

caulifloweredneanderthal · July 19, 2018, 8:43am

You could be the envy of the Drug Squad when you bring down the West Limerick cartel. A bunch of spotty teenagers with Narcos and Scarface posters up in the sitting room of their rented house

glenshane · July 19, 2018, 8:45am

They’d be looking in the wrong place

Cicero_Dandi · July 19, 2018, 9:26am

A pity he still doesn’t even know how to tie his shoe laces.

Fitzy · July 19, 2018, 9:36am

Fintan’s not real?

Horsebox · July 19, 2018, 9:37am

A lot of naive posters being shown up today. You can indeed buy cocaine from the dark web, you can pick the country of origin (including Columbia) & the purity (this affects the price obviously) and you can get it delivered to your door. Small amounts packaged in foil delivered to Timmy McGinty at your rented accommodation address. It might get through, it might not. If it doesn’t get through, you will get a letter from Customs to Timmy McGinty at your address stating that a suspicious package has been found and if Timmy wants to collect it then why doesn’t he pop down to Customs and try to do that. Timmy, of course, no longer lives at your address so you say nothing to nobody and keep saying it.

@anon61956325 please apologise to @anon32894817.

anon61956325 · July 19, 2018, 9:38am

I apologize fully to @anon32894817

flattythehurdler · July 19, 2018, 9:41am

Are you high?

anon61956325 · July 19, 2018, 9:43am

My good pal @Horsebox wouldnt lie to me. I’ve no doubt Colombian drug dealers are shipping straight to your door and accept crypto currency as payment. Horsey has no reason to lie to me – there’s no way someone would set up a website in the UK/Europe and claim to be sending you drugs from Colombia…

Copper_pipe · July 19, 2018, 9:45am

You can leave feedback on the Dark Web marketplaces. Funds are held in escrow too

myboyblue · July 19, 2018, 9:45am

Good man @Horsebox, someone needed to set the boys straight here. Its all a part of life, we’re all getting old. I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.

flattythehurdler · July 19, 2018, 9:46am

They must have had a good giggle with the drop down menus
Duff_lite_%26_dry

anon61956325 · July 19, 2018, 9:46am

I hope for the boys sake that customs dont get suspicious of loads of small parcels arriving to Ireland from Colombia.

flattythehurdler · July 19, 2018, 9:47am

Timmy mcginty is shitting it now.

Ambrose_McNulty · July 19, 2018, 9:49am

The TFK luddites being exposed here. @anon61956325 still thinks he’d have to cycle up to South Hill to get hash.

anon78624367 · July 19, 2018, 9:50am

parcel motel is your only man for this. get it delivered to a location. pick it up.

glenshane · July 19, 2018, 9:51am

Sure I get books shipped from the Amazon all the time. It’s no big deal

anon61956325 · July 19, 2018, 9:52am

Up to Carew park on a mountain bike at 15 to get acid and an 5 spot! - Thanks to my Limerick Post delivery job.

Great days… Nothing like getting out and meeting criminals and networking. It’s all push of a button and hiding behind printers now and sending our money abroad.

Protect jobs by buying Irish and buying local.

anon78624367 · July 19, 2018, 9:53am

if you were being super paranoid you could park a mile or more from the parcel motel and stick up a drone to do a bit of reccy and see if there is a honey trap set up in the vicinity

Ambrose_McNulty · July 19, 2018, 9:57am

It’s no wonder these young lads stare down at the ground when walking around the place. Terrified to make eye contact with real people.

myboyblue · July 19, 2018, 9:58am

Or they’re all off their heads on drugs they’ve bought online.