Anybody know the new forum member, or is he just a fookin blow in?
Welcome West
You are a new guest,
So with you we will jest,
I like to eat women’s breast
You say you are the best?
Id say your head is messed,
Were you an alter boy, blessed?
The priest saw you undressed
I like incest
What do you think of my poem? Are you impressed?
I hear your favourite band is Chld of iny-dest
I dont work on friday evenings, i like to rest,
Much like a bird in the nest.
Dont get pisssed, this is only a test
PS if ye want yer go, walk into A… I… B… and ask for XXXXX XXXXXX and oil punch yer bleedin head in
Of your poem I am in awe
To try and compete would be my flaw
To have Friday evening off I would be blessed
But work I must I have no rest.
So thank you for your welcome here
I just want to go and drink lots of beer
What is your ethnic origin?
I am Afro-Jamaican
Ball Ox is back
And the forum is alive
With his mixture of insight
And the occasional jibe
With his racist words
and mumbled rubbish
He stirs the shit
With unrelenting flourish
I explained in the Harbo that West is my mate,
Not just a good one, I think she’s great,
Gave her Ball’s number to have some fun,
Didn’t really happen cos Ball is a cunt,
A racist, a scaldy from the south side of Dub,
Went home early on Friday as usual, his cock to rub,
Explained before that he wipes his cum in the cat,
Dunno about you but I’m disgusted by that,
Never shuts up about the US of A,
Fook off to San Fran you big fooking gay
So next time you attempt my mate to bully,
I’ll give you a hiding and steal your lunch money.
Now is the winter of our discontent,
To West, some text i sent
Phenomenal posting here
the likes of South Limerick Referee would do well to take heed of this thread
Christ, six years ago. Where does the time go?
TFK had some great poets back in the day. One of the most stunning I remember was about Aya (I think) in the IFSC. There was one line in it that just hit the reader like a punch in the face.
The tempo of the poem was upbeat and loving putting the reader in a good form and then out of nowhere there is a killer line. Anyone able to bump it?