Woeful Journalism

Calling this journalism probably does it a disservice but it appeared on my Google Now cards this morning as a suggested article to read. Definition of click bait, and they mugged me off good and proper.

http://www.balls.ie/mma/conor-mcgregor-cage-warriors-boardsie/295287

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1153284, member: 109”]Calling this journalism probably does it a disservice but it appeared on my Google Now cards this morning as a suggested article to read. Definition of click bait, and they mugged me off good and proper.

http://www.balls.ie/mma/conor-mcgregor-cage-warriors-boardsie/295287[/QUOTE]
if it’s click bait why are you putting up the link and not just putting up the gist or a ctrl V of the article ?

It contains screenshots which I wasn’t bothered copying across. Essentially, Conor McGregor has a boards.ie account and they’ve trawled up a post of his from 2011.

Daily star cunts putting pics of the body bags on the front page. Then again should we be surprised at this from the paper which appears to think it has an annual obligation to show jerry McCabe’s bullet riddled corpse.

Godawful

Chasing a ghost: The search for Daniel Timofte

Known to so many Irish because of his missed penalty at Italia ’90, the Romanian is an elusive figure.

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SOMETIME LAST YEAR, I scribbled down some project ideas on a notepad. When I finished, one stood out. Well, one name. Daniel Timofte. A quick Google search told me he had been an assistant coach at Dinamo Bucharest in 2013 but there was little information on his current whereabouts. Excellent, I thought. A chase.
I touched base with a Romanian journalist Emanuel Rosu and asked a litany of questions. But here’s the thing; in Ireland, Timofte is a cult figure. In Romania, he’s a footnote. Rosu began the search, pestering plenty of football people for his contact details. But he sent me one message: “He’s kept a very low profile, nobody seems to be in touch with him any more”. It proved a fitting early conclusion.
Over a period of weeks, Rosu would provide updates. “Still trying for the man’s number, he seems to have vanished”, read one. “No clues about his current location – we should contact Scooby Doo to help us, it seems”, said another. And what of his legacy in his own country, I asked? Is the penalty miss against Ireland in the 1990 World Cup still talked about, I asked? Rosu’s answer was equal parts blunt and depressing.
Nope. He’s forgotten. Nobody remembers him any more.”
With little in the way of progress, the Timofte idea fell by the wayside. But earlier this year, with the 25th anniversary of Italia ’90 approaching on the horizon, he entered my thoughts again.
And so began another chase.
Packie Bonner saves a penalty to win the match
Source: Billy Stickland/INPHO
In early June, there came a breakthrough. I had arrived in Toronto, ahead of the Women’s World Cup, when Rosu sent on Timofte’s phone number. Incredible, I thought. I put together a multitude of questions. Two pages worth. I prepared for an inevitable initial awkwardness and dialled the number.
A man answered.
“Daniel?” I was excited. Finally, I had got hold of the ghost.
“No, no, no”, he replied, almost exhaustedly. It was hard to understand the rest of what he said. But he certainly wasn’t Daniel Timofte. Or, maybe he was. I just didn’t know anymore.
“I’m hoping to speak with Daniel Timofte, I said. I’m not sure if you have a number for him.”
The man mumbled something incoherent. I was about to hang up but he seemed to have some pity and asked me to hold the line while he tried to find contact details for Timofte. He returned and was true to his word. I was a little surprised. I had braced myself for more disappointment. Feeling he and I had just bonded a bit, I probed him for more details.
“What’s Daniel doing now?” I asked. “Is he still involved in coaching?”
The man was irritated. “I don’t know, I don’t know.” Sensing our bond was now a distant memory, I said goodbye. I got what I was after.
Packie Bonner and David O’Leary before the penalty shootout in Genoa
Source: Billy Stickland/INPHO
The following day, I dialled the number. Armed with my litany of questions, again. It all felt a little too familiar. And that feeling only increased when the call connected.
A man’s voice answered.
“Hi, Daniel?”
There was a grumble.
“I’m looking to speak with Daniel Timofte”, I said.
“Who is this?” The tone was tiresome, weary, very suspicious.
I introduced myself and asked if he had a few minutes to chat. I still hadn’t confirmed it actually was Timofte but I just started talking anyway, trying desperately to build a bridge. I offered a few platitudes – ‘It’s fantastic to speak with you’, etc. There was nothing at the other end except heavy breathing and the odd grunt. I asked my first question – a gentle, vague, boring question.
“What are your memories of the tournament?”
And then the line went dead.
I was immensely frustrated. I knew he was reluctant to talk, that was obvious. But I was more frustrated with myself for not being able to tease something out of him. Like that famous scene in Glengarry Glen Ross when Alec Baldwin’s character, Blake, furiously berates a posse of under-performing, coasting, real-estate agents.
“A-B-C. ‘A’ – always, ‘B’ – be, ‘C’ – closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention – do I have your attention? Interest – are you interested? I know you are because it’s fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision – have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin’ in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn’t walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?”
Republic of Ireland 1990
Source: Billy Stickland/INPHO
Timofte could’ve cut me off. Instead, he allowed me to speak and say my piece. Maybe it wasn’t impressive enough. And that’s what was frustrating. And I wasn’t sure if I’d get another chance to talk.
And then I arrived in Ottawa. And I got stuck into the Women’s World Cup, travelling lots and piecing together various stories.
I had messaged Rosu to tell him of the weirdness of it all. About the strange man who I initially thought was Timofte but who wasn’t. And Timofte himself, who seemed so annoyed and antagonised by me and my questions. Or maybe he seemed so annoyed and antagonised because I had found him.
And then, one morning, Rosu got in touch. He had phoned Timofte himself. And Timofte explained his mobile had been acting up and that I should call him again to talk. But that I had to do it soon.
So, as a matter of urgency, I took my phone and my recording device and my trusty two pages of questions. And I dialled the number again. He answered again. I asked him how he was was. He said fine. Then I asked him about Italia ’90.
“No, no, no. I don’t want to talk about this.”
I pleaded with him to no avail. And then he hung up.
And ever since, I’ve wondered why. He’s talked about the kick before, to others. He’s laughed at how he made Packie Bonner a star, how he bought a bar in his hometown of Petrosani and called it ‘Penalty’, how he played in Dublin shortly after the World Cup in a European tie against St. Pat’s, how the smart-aleck locals thanked him for his immense contribution to the nation’s cause in Italy.
General View of the Irish team 1990
Source: Billy Stickland/INPHO
And I wondered why there was little of that for me. Why I got the dodgy numbers and the excuses and the disinterest. That awful, dehumanising feeling of self-pity. There’s nothing worse. And then I realised.
Timofte’s biggest moment in his career – the flash of colour in a largely grey landscape – was an error. And that even for the most stubborn person, such a memory can be nothing else than permanently scarring. No athlete grows up wanting to be remembered for a mistake. In his own country, if anyone remembers him at all, it’s because of the missed penalty. In Ireland, it’s all we have to go on.
And as I sat in silence in a room, having failed to land anything from a guy I’d chased for a long time, I realised something else. That maybe the Timofte I experienced was the real one – the guy who wants nothing to do with silly journalists and their stupid, irrelevant questions. That guy who wants to forget a trauma, not discuss it openly with perfect strangers at the drop of a hat. Maybe the guy who opens the bar called Penalty and jokes about that fateful evening in Genoa is a little bit of make-believe. Maybe it’s Timofte’s way of dealing with it all.
And that’s perfectly okay.
A firm handshake to Emanuel Rosu for his tireless assistance with this article.
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Eoin O’Callaghan

That is a dreadful piece for so many reasons. It may well be the worst piece I’ve ever read on any subject ever. Christ.

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I’m going to attack that piece in the hope that Mr O’Callaghan looks in here at some stage:

  • Nobody is interested in reading an investigative journalism piece about a failed investigation.
  • Those wonderfully inventive journalistic styles of quoting from movies and putting yourself in the story are clichéd and only work well if they’re executed well and written by colourful writers.
  • In particular, the aside about Glengarry Glenn Ross is irrelevant, far too long, disruptive to the narrative flow and ruins a magnificent piece of film-making by associating it with this dross.
  • The repetitive descriptions of failure are not endearing and do not earn sympathy. They come across as unprofessional, disorganised and depressing.
  • The strive for suspense about whether this is indeed the real Daniel Timofte on the phone is ruined by the failure to set the scene in anything other than the writer’s abject failure as a researcher. There is no suspense, there is just boredom at repeated ineptitude.
  • The epiphany is a fascinating insight into how dull the writer’s mind must be. It never occurred to the writer pursuing Daniel Timofte for a story about Italia 90 that Timofte might have mixed memories.
  • The judgement of Timofte, and the writer’s generous acceptance of Timofte is incredibly annoying - there’s nothing more annoying than a dullard trying to be patronising.

Apart from that, it’s terrific.

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Quite right, he’s pissing on my name there

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http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/south-dublins-jet-set-are-back-enjoying-the-sun-31352321.html

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/do-you-recognise-this-screensaver-of-newborn-baby-31356814.html

You’d swear the fucking child was missing.

How to live the Conor McGregor Way of Life

Live like a King, Train like Beast and Win like a Hero.

http://www.fm104.ie/entertainment/how-to-live-the-conor-mcgregor-way-of-life/3129

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Its like something from Harbo himself.

Isn’t it just a pity, that instead of giving them some cash, the helpful couple didn’t just plant some heroin in their bags.

That’d get a good few lols and likes on Facebook too.

I felt rage reading that story. Attention seeking arse holes.

Christ.

The whole article is a summary of what is wrong with modern ‘journalism’.

  • Scraping a story off her.ie
  • Various links to the peoples Facebook page
  • A comments section filled with idiots
  • Overhyping the crap out of someone lending someone else a tenner
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I usually find Christy O’Connor’s Friday Irish Independent pieces woeful. He seems to be tasked on an ongoing basis with profiling one of the weekend’s main GAA protagonists without actually interviewing them. The articles usually involve positive references/quotes from old team-mates and coaches which contain a load of twee anecdotes to exemplify the subject’s character traits. It’s like something TAN97 would come up with - the way he ordered a sandwich without any fanfare showed what a grounded fella he is. The way blah blah blah looked after the family farm when his father died suddenly showed what a solid fella he is type shite. Fuck off.

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