Women who would scare the shit out of you

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How can I massage her feet when she’s standing at the kitchen sink ffs?

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You should ask if she has tomorrow’s newspaper ironed. Don’t take no for an answer.

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Molly Martins is it?

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Yes ,a fine stab though

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Yep thats her.

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Did mammy put an extra sausage and spud on your plate last night mate?

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How do you know I had dinner at my mothers?

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Only mammy calls you a ‘growing boy’

Anyway, just a bit of sarcastic fun with one of my mates, we’re still mates right cc @feck_it

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I suppose until the next amendment or election.

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If these two can get along there is no excuse for anyone. Unless of course you do personal injury to another human, then all bets are off.

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cc @anon61878697 If the Patriots lose Sunday I wont be hanging around.

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I still would though ( if she told me to)

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Devil eyes. Shed blow you out in bubbles

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Fine stab

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Id say youd need a life jacket and a tow rope before going in.

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Tie a plank of wood onto your arse

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Say you’d give it your best effort though

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Not good enough. Youd need a lad with a Dyson hoover ready to rock in case it went wrong

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Jesus I would utterly love a hop off that

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Wait your fecking turn,Christ queue jumping I can’t abide