Words or phrases that strike the fear of God into you

[mikehunt]

Work.

[Arseboxin]

Fine

It’s fine

I’m fine

[Ralphie]

Nothing is the matter

[Brimmer_Bradley]

@Spidey

Can you put fake tan on my back?

@Nembo_Kid. Before our upcoming hols… can you get stuff like sorted.

[Nembo_Kid]

I’m good, mate.

Being Italian means I have a great tan year round, I’m a natural.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Ah great. It isn’t as if I’d mind doing it or anything, I’d just most likely make a bollix of it and leave a heap of streaks.

[Fitzy]

You’ve got to look at this hilarious meme…

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

The players are all up for pre-season training. They will be flying for the first championship game in April

[the_man_himself]

“We have to get fitter lads”

[Chucks_Nwoko]

“No balls tonight lads” was another fucker.

[Ashman]

Mr and Mrs X cordially request the company of X at the wedding to their daughter PS to ZZ .

Aaaaaagggh

[croppy_boy]

I always suspected you were a tan.

[iron_mike]

@gilgamboa

Ian Keatley is warming up on the sideline

Nearly chief. According to today’s Indo " Keatley on stand-by"

[Fagan_ODowd]

Irish rapper

[maroonandpink]

Obgyn, i see 3 heartbeats.

[myboyblue]

Kevin McStay will be on co commentary duty alongside Ger Canning

[iron_mike]

Maurice McCabe is writing a book

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

Exigible

Nailed with this one again today.

[artfoley]

RTE original " comedy"

[anon67715551]

Leitrim are in pole position for promotion…

The intrepid Willie Hegarty on Shannonside earlier. It’s a fucking wonder it’s not on Eurosport given it’s the UK’s last days in the EU.