So it’s safe to jeer the fook out of him in this thread as he won’t be online for a week.
We were talking about Monday’s opening round astro fixture at lunchtime today:-
the bhoy: 'When you see Farmer’s lack of co-ordination on a football pitch, it makes you admire Peter Crouch even more.
Rocko: ‘Yeah, but have you seen Peter Crouch auditing?’
the bhoy: ‘Good point. I bet he’s all arms and legs.’
Cue 5 minutes spent making quips about Farmer’s height and looking down on The Empire State Building etc.
Farmer scored a really tiny little bird one night. One of the lads who was out said it was comedy gold watching him lean down as yer wan was stood on her tippy toes trying to reach up to him. Like ‘a giraffe going down for a drink of water,’ he said, and he managed to get a photo on his camera phone:
I’m off to Italy for the week so you can take the piss out of me too if you like, but then Farmer is such an easy target: literally, the height of that mutha!
I’m changing the name of this thread to a topic that won’t interest Farmer. Hence, he won’t have reason to open the thread and then we can continue to make fun of him indefinitely on it and he’ll remain oblivious to it.
Brilliant. I hadn’t clicked on it at all, then saw Puke had replied and thought to myself - I didn’t know he liked wrestling I’ll see what all the fuss is about.