Saddest retirement: Doctor John Harbison - State Pathologist.
Most embarrassing moment: Getting barred from Copper Face Jacks the night Wexford lost to Offaly and Kilkenny in Croker. Like how the fook do you get barred from a dump such as that place?
Funniest moment: Getting barred from Istanbul take-away on Baggot Street in October.
The guy working there (who possibly has about 5 teeth top and bottom) was having a go at me for not being as boisterous as usual, ‘Hey my friend - you’re all quiet now. A different man when all your friends are here - you never shut up. Where’s your mouth now? Where’s your mouth now my friend?’
I drunkenly responded, ‘Yeah and where’s your teeth?’
I was blowing kisses in the window at him last Saturday and he threatened me with a rolling pin. I love Istanbul take-away.