Renting the attic conversion side of the house. Put an ad up.
A guy with a muslim name and Middle Eastern accent contacted me. No hassle. Was due to come today. Anyway he is delayed as he is still in flight school at Cork airport 
Should i call the cops?
Throw up a link to his Facebook page there, til we see what we’re dealing with.
No I’d consider changing my phone number.
@ChocolateMice clearly has too much time on his hands. 
Ya wind up was certainly in my head.
He does some middle eastern accent if so.
That’s from his years in the olive trade
probably my father in law ringing you
He’s going to circumvent your “no fly list” move by flying them out personally.
I wouldn’t be taking in a Muslim. Very peculiar habits, praying at sunrise, smelly food, they see white women as complete prostitutes and no doubt will be prying about trying to sniff your Mrs’ underwear at every chance yet he will treat her like complete dirt in person. He will be jerking off to you guys screwing and listening to the floor when your Mrs is pissing in the toilet below him.
Lugging all that bomb making equipment up to the attic will also be noisy as fuck.
Ye’re all fucking wrong. Take a years rent off him up front. If he pays it, happy days. Wait for him to blow himself to bits and off you go again.
Home Insurance won’t cover the damage I’m afraid as Kev probably won’t be declaring the rental income.
Nicely done mate