The Celtic Phoenix - A thread to list the economic miracles of Michael Noonan & Fine Gael

Even if they donā€™t get their claws on it, we will be ordered to use it to pay down debt. The only advantage in that is that at least it will give the government some room at budget time.
Either way itā€™s heading down a dodgy road as an awful lot of tech firms will start shitting themselves.
Time to rejoin the commonwealth

was you said this yourself.

We will be ordered by the EU to repay the debt the EU saddled us with. Sounds about right.

You know thatā€™s exactly what will happen. Merkels cock half way up Enda arse already

You couldnā€™t make it up.

How long more will we allow ourselves to be bullied? Fuck the deutsche bank, thatā€™s gonna go bust any day now, theyā€™ve been printing money like itā€™s going out of fashion for a few years now - Time for us to get out and sort our house out now before the next big crash. We need to get @Fitzy back to sort the agri sector for a start.

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SO THE EU

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Are you afraid of Flying? If so, get the boat & fuck the fuck off.

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Weā€™re loaded lads. Apple owe us 13 Bill, add in what Google, IBM, Microsoft, Dell and all the others based here and doing the exact same thing will by default owe us aswell. Let the fucking good times roll baby, the bones of 50 billion handy. Noonan et al are playing a blinder. They have to soap up Apple and the rest. The EU will win after we put up a faux fight and then weā€™ll grudgingly accept the cash whilst having never left Apples and the others corner. They will pay the bill which is a drop in the ocean for them realistically, and most if not all of them will remain here as business will go on and they need an EU euro zone English speaking well educated workforce.

We win. Noonan is a genius. Let the good times roll. What a turnaround from this Government.

Sterling job. Bailing out Deutsch bank. Enda may even be allowed bring Angela in a cup of coffee at the next get together

None of the fuckers have a clue!

Mate, cheer up. Weā€™re fucking loaded and will be for a long time. We have done it, weā€™ve pulled it off.

Ahemā€¦

One guy steered the ship through choppy waters. Hail Noonan.

Whereā€™s Haughley when you need him. Bring him back from the dead. Himself and Flynn would have it spent before twas even got

Obviously. I credited him in my post above. He is the man. The rest of them dance to his merry tune.

I thought you were going to say Liam Sheedy

Liam is busy preparing for a rather challenging role. Watch this spaceā€¦

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The only reason Apple are here is because of our young, well educated, English speaking workforce!

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No you donā€™t seem to understand how the Irish constitution works here buddy

Well done Enda. Well done.

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How much money do Apple pay to Hilaryā€™s campaign?

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