1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

Gentlemen we are falling behind.

  1. british car industry
  2. danny “proper naughy” dyer
  3. the term across the pond
  4. sinjin in mad men
  5. kerry katona

i realise some of the above may have already been mentioned

  1. Clarkson
  2. Capello Index
  3. Harry Redknapp
  4. Soup Takers
  5. The Plantations
  6. ITV
  7. Jamie Carragher
  8. Jamie O Hara
  9. Manuel Zayeta
  10. Jimmy Bullard
  11. Joe Cole
  12. Tories
  13. Lib Dems
  14. Labour
  1. First past the post
  2. Trident defence system
  3. Stupid English bitch in Good Will Hunting
  4. Robin Hood
  5. Mark Cavendish
  6. Halfords
  1. Nick CLegg
  2. Michelle Heaton
  3. having noe letter “r”
  4. not having the letters “th”
  1. What they did to William Wallace
  1. Sir Michael Gambon
  2. Michael Colgan OBE

636 The Spice Girls
637 “Girl Power”
638 Burberry caps worn at jaunty angles.

  1. Providing sustenance to KIB Man for a length of time

Terry
Lampard
Cole
Gerrard

Apart from these i have no great issue with the brits and wish them well.

640.Phil Taylor.

  1. Heathrow

Pretty sure that has been mentioned before.

Whats wrong with Lampard. He seems the most likeable out of them. Johnson, Barry, Milner, Lennon, Walcott, Crouch, Bent - all seem alright sorts. The rest cunts to a man. Particularly that self obsessed delusional cunt Jamie Carragher. How sweet it would be if was brought on specifically to take a penalty due to his ‘leadership’ qualities and bottle it :lol:

  1. Carry On movies
  2. Anthony Minghella movies
  3. Merchant Ivory movies
  4. Robert Pattison
  5. The Streets
  6. Steps
  7. Deirdre Barlow
  8. Ken Barlow
  9. Gail Platt
  10. Martin Platt

Sort out those numbers there Croppy.

[quote=“myboyblue, post: 448703”]
Sort out those numbers there Croppy.
[/quote]Yeah the list is fucked now,edit that immediately before you do any more damage Croppy!

My bad

No bother. :wink:

[quote=“croppy_boy, post: 448705”]
My bad
[/quote]Croppy knows the score! :clap:

  1. Madchester
  2. A’rite Mate
  3. English Breakfast
  4. Eoin Morgan
  5. Kevin Pietersen
  6. Ed Joyce
  7. John Barnes
  8. Eddie Irvine
  9. Rory McIlroy
  10. Darren Clarke
  11. The gimp who can’t start the Grand National properly
  12. Andy Gray
  13. Those gimpy looking 1 pound coins
  14. Those gimpy looking 2 pound coins
  15. Swindon
  16. Bangers 'n Mash
  17. Chip shop chips (the frozen ones - they taste nothing like chip shop chips)
  18. Graham Norton
  19. Craig Doyle
  1. Bending your arms at the elbows and raising and dropping them alternately while chanting/singing in a cockney accent. (see Butcher and Waddle at Italia 90)
  2. Terry Butcher