1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

501 Selwyn froggitt
502 Triumph dolomite
503 Triumph toledo
504 Triumph spitfire
505 the town of triumph
506 Aye up lad
507 yorkshire pudding
508 yorkshire
509 Keighley
510 Chelsea pensioners
511 Sweeney (annoying scouse cunt that i work with)
512 Jim`l fix it

  1. Ian McCulloch (the singer, not the snooker player)
  1. William Wallace
  2. “Fish & Chips, just like home”
  3. That fucker who presents the antiques show with the funny jacket
  4. The english cunt you claimed he was attacked in Dublin but had made it up
  5. Shoot to Kill

Why don’t we try and find 2010 reasons?
1966 has already been done

anyway here’s another few:

519 Martin Johnson
520 Gok Wan
521 Pickled Onions
522 Jenny Pitman

  1. Eton
  2. Gordon Ramsey
  3. Being wrapped up in old cardboard 'neath charring cross bridge
  1. Sid Waddell
  1. Chavs
  2. Derren Brown
  3. Inventing a religion so that their king could make an honest woman of his mistress.
  4. The bombing of Dresden.
  1. On The Buses
  2. Allo Allo
  3. ELO
  4. Phil Collins
  5. Rick Astley
  6. Rick Rolling
  7. Take That
  8. Reg Varney
  9. Jimmy Tarbuck
  10. Roy “Chubby” Brown - I honestly hate that cunt
  1. Ricky Thomlinson

542.John Terry (has this cunt been mentioned yet?)

He was named in the first post.

  1. ‘Our boys’ in Iraq
  2. ‘Our boys’ in Afghanistan
  3. ‘Our boys’ in Ireland

He deserves to go down twice in all fairness. Cunt of the highest order.

  1. HM The Queen and HRH The Duke of Edinburgh
  2. TRH The Prince of Wales and The Duchess of Cornwall
  3. HRH Prince William of Wales
  4. HRH Prince Henry of Wales
  5. HRH The Duke of York
  6. HRH Princess Beatrice of York
  7. HRH Princess Eugenie of York
  8. TRH The Earl and Countess of Wessex
  9. Viscount Severn
  10. Lady Louise Windsor
  11. HRH The Princess Royal
  12. TRH The Duke and Duchess of Gloucester
  13. TRH The Duke and Duchess of Kent
  14. TRH Prince and Princess Michael of Kent
  15. HRH Princess Alexandra, The Honourable Lady Ogilvy
  16. The Princess of Wales
  1. Rockall
  1. That cunt in Twickenham waving the English flag and wearing the tails in the colour of the English flag
  1. Trisha
  2. Dewi Morris
  3. The Chelsea Flower Show
  4. Crufts
  5. The English rebel cricket tours to South Africa
  6. The “smart casual” wardrobe of the pundits and presenter on Match of the Day
  7. Pop Idol
  8. Btitain’s got Talent
  9. Harry Enfield
  10. Lewis Hamilton
  11. Jonathan Pearce
  12. Tim Lovejoy and the Allstars
  13. Ibiza Uncovered
  14. Greece Uncovered
  15. The Villa
  16. Andi Peters

See post number 1.

Oh the Empire she is finished…

Fucking hate that cunt.

Figured it might be there, but wasn’t arsed going back to check.