1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

Current Affairs
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Ibiza Uncovered, the programme is listed at nr 438, you have specifically named the cast, I’m going to allow this.

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*N/A see nr 276

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outstaning work being done here by mullach

  1. aLexie Sayle
  2. Rainbow
  3. Zippy
  4. George
  5. Bill Oddy
  6. The goodies
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  1. Thinking the british pound is the only currency worth dealing in.
  2. Stupid accents on Sat Navs
  3. Getting a hard on for royalty that costs them a shitload
  4. Cupcakes
  5. General Sir Neville Lyttelton (1904–1908)
  6. Field-Marshal Sir William Nicholson, 1st Baron Nicholson, GCB, KJStJ 1909–1912
  7. Field-Marshal Sir John French, 1st Earl of Ypres, KP, GCB, OM, GCVO, KCMG 1912–April 1914
  8. General Sir Charles Douglas, GCB, ADC 6 April 1914-25 October 1914
  9. Lieutenant-General Sir James Murray, KCB 30 October 1914–September 1915
  10. General Sir Archibald Murray, GCB, GCMG, CVO, DSO 26 September 1915–December 1915
  11. General Sir William Robertson, 1st Bt, GCB, GCMG, GCVO, DSO 23 December 1915–February 1918
  12. Field-Marshal Frederick Lambart, 10th Earl of Cavan, KP, GCB, GCMG, GCVO, GBE 19 February 1922-19 February 1926
  13. Field-Marshal Sir George Milne, 1st Baron Milne of Salonika, GCB, GCMG, DSO, KStJ 19 February 1926–19 February 1933
  14. Field Marshal Sir Archibald Montgomery-Massingberd GCB, GCVO, KCMG 1933–1936
  15. Field Marshal Sir Cyril Deverell GCB, KBE, ADC 1936–1937
  16. General John Vereker, 6th Viscount Gort VC, GCB, CBE, DSO & Two Bars, MVO, MC 1937–1939
  17. Field Marshal Sir Edmund Ironside GCB, CBE, CMG, DSO 1939–1940
  18. Field Marshal Sir John Dill GCB, CMG, DSO 1940–1941
  19. Field Marshal Alan Brooke, 1st Viscount Alanbrooke KG, GCB, OM, GCVO, DSO 1941–1946
  20. Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein KG, GCB, DSO, PC 1946–1948
  21. Field Marshal Sir William Slim GCB, GCMG, GBE, DSO, MC 1948–1952
  22. Field Marshal Sir John Harding GCB, CBE, DSO, MC 1952–1955
  23. Field Marshal Sir Gerald Templer KG, GCB, GCMG, KBE 1955–1958
  24. Field Marshal Sir Francis Festing GCB, KBE, DSO 1958–1961
  25. General Sir Richard Hull KG, GCB, DSO 1961–1964
  26. Field Marshal Sir Richard Amyatt Hull 1964–1965
  27. Field Marshal Sir James Cassels 1965–1968
  28. Field Marshal Sir Geoffrey Baker 1968–1971
  29. Field Marshal Sir Michael Carver 1971–1973
  30. General Sir Peter Hunt 1973–1976
  31. Field Marshal Sir Roland Gibbs 1976–1979
  32. Field Marshal Sir Edwin Bramall 1979–1982
  33. Field Marshal Sir John Stanier 1982–1985
  34. Field Marshal Sir Nigel Bagnall 1985–1989
  35. Field Marshal Sir John Chapple 1989–1992
  36. Field Marshal Sir Peter Inge 1992–1994
  37. General Sir Charles Guthrie 1994–1997
  38. General Sir Roger Wheeler 1997–2000
  39. General Sir Michael Walker 2000–2003
  40. General Sir Richard Dannatt 2006–2009
  41. General Sir David Richards 2009-present
  42. Worthy Oriental Gentlemen
  43. West Brits
  44. East brits
  45. Jarvis Cocker
  46. Damon Albarn
  47. Ian Brown
  48. Shaun Ryder
  49. Matthew Pinsent
  50. Denise Lewis
  51. John Regis
  52. Tony Jarrett
  53. Michael Knighton
  54. Peter Risdale
  55. Martin Edwards
  56. David Moores
  57. Doug Ellis
  58. Francis Lee
  59. Bill Kenwright
  60. Delia Smith
  61. Rick Parry
  62. Terry Brown
  63. Dave Whelan
  64. Steve Morgan
  65. Peter Denis Hill-Wood
  66. Easy easy easy
  67. Who are ya, who are ya
  68. Who ate all the pies?
  69. Steve Backley
  70. Mick Hill
  71. Steve Cram
  72. Steve Ovett
  73. Fatima Whitbread
  74. Tessa Sanderson
  75. Sally Gunnell
  76. Linford Christie
  77. Derek Redmond limping around the track “heroically” after tearing his hamstring in the Barcelona Olympics
  78. Charlie Spedding
  79. Eamonn Martin
  80. Peter Elliott
  81. Rob Denmark
  82. Richard Nerurkar
  83. Roger Black
  84. That nasty judge in “In the Name Of the Father” who said he would have have had no problem applying the death penalty
  85. That nasty prison officer in the same film that says "You’re a roooight fackin’ comedian
  86. Children’s BBC
  87. Bananaman
  88. Children’s ITV
  89. “Wenlock” the 2012 Olympic mascot
  90. “Mandeville” the 2012 Paralympic mascot
  91. World Cup Willie
  92. Pickles the dog which found the World Cup
  93. The 2012 Olympic logo
  94. The cast of Ibiza uncovered
  95. You fell ova!
  96. Posh cunts of kids on Knightmare
  97. Posh cunts of kids on Double Dare
  98. Posh cunts of kids on Fun House
  99. “The days of Britain having to apologize for its colonial history are over” - Gordon Brown
  100. Brits talking about their colonialism in the past tense
  101. The English Patient
  102. Barry Norman
  103. Come Dine With Me
  104. Gary Lineker, England v Ireland, Stadio Sant’Elia, Cagliari, June 11 1990
  105. David Platt, Ireland v England, Lansdowne Road, Dublin, November 14, 1990
  106. Lee Dixon, England v Ireland, Wembley, London, March 27, 1991
  107. Saying “upon” instead of “on” to show what river a town is on.
  108. aLexie Sayle
  109. Rainbow
  110. Zippy
  111. George
  112. Bill Oddy
  113. The goodies

Checked to here…

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  1. The Cairo Gang (RIP)

http://generalmichaelcollins.com/WEB_Photo_Folder/1.PhotoAlbum/Cairo_Gang.jpg

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Ah lovely, I was going to say we’ve seen loads of those already (particularly in the last day or so) but now I understand what you’ve done. I wonder if I could put this list onto a TFK t-shirt in time for the World Cup.

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Only another 1091 reasons to find.

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Stoopid poet laureates. get a real job!

876 Austin, Alfred (1835-1913)
877 Betjeman, Sir John (1906-1984)
878 Bridges, Robert (1844-1930)
879 Cibber, Colley (1671-1757)
880 Day-Lewis, Cecil (1904-1972)
881 Dryden, John (1631-1700)
882 Eusden, Laurence (1688-1730)
883 Hughes, Ted (1930-1998)
884 Masefield, John (1878-1967)
885 Motion, Andrew (1952- )
886 Pye, Henry (1745-1813)
887 Rowe, Nicholas (1674-1718)
888 Shadwell, Thomas (1642-1692)
889 Southey, Robert (1774-1843)
890 Tate, Nahum (1652-1715)
891 Tennyson, Alfred, Lord (1809-1892)
892 Wharton, Thomas (1728-1790)
893 Whitehead, William (1715-1785)
894 Wordsworth, William (1770-1850)

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  1. BSE aka Mad Cow Disease
  2. British health secretary John Gummer refusing to eat a British beef burger yet encouraging the public to do so
  3. The 1988 Salmonella scare over British poultry products
  4. The consistently low standards within which British meat and poultry products are produced
  5. Foot and Mouth disease
  6. Bonfires of cattle in Cumbria
  7. The pigs that escaped from an abbatoir and were named Butch and Sundance and made heroes of in the tabloid press - where’s my fucking bacon?
  8. English actor John Gregson following the Kilkenny team around during the 1957 All-Ireland Hurling Final parade, therefore making the parade look unbalanced and foolish
  9. Gregson’s failure to put on a realistic Irish accent in the resulting movie “Rooney”
  10. Channel 4’s poaching of Zig and Zag
  11. Channel 4 abandoning Gaelic Games coverage
  12. Channel 4 abandoning their Italian Football coverage
  13. Michael Palin’s slightly imperialistic and racist attitude during his travel programmes
  14. The look of horror and bemusement Jeremy Paxman’s face when a University Challenge contestant wrongly answers a question about some old British queen or other
  15. Medium wave - Radio Five Live
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910.Newcastle disease- disease for chickens
911.jeremy beadle surely he has been mentioned
912.timmy mallet
913. the chuckle brothers
914. rosie and jim
915. michael winner (prob mentioned already)
916. Roger “extend eyebrow” Moore

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917 Emily in Friends

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  1. Burbury caps
  2. Calling Americans stupid for not knowing about other nations, when they are as bad.
  3. making shit of the English language, and wiping out all other languages then
  4. 5 airports in london. why?
  5. carrying fook all news about the champions league final just because one of their kick and chase teams didnt make it.
  6. stupid nicknames like bazza, dazza, gazza wazza etc.
  7. Jeremy Beadles gimpy hand
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  1. Ant
  2. Dec
  3. Ant and Dec
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928 This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OuJZGDCHE

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  1. nicholas lyndhurst
    930.“propa little manor you get here”
    931.“fuckin micks”
    932.Ian wright
    933.glenn hoddle
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  1. sir Frances Drake
  2. The golden Hind
  3. Anne Boelyn
  4. joanna lumely? possiobly mentioned
  5. thinkin british humour is superior to all other humour
  6. calling stella artois wife beater
  7. ruining brands that could have been half decent ben sherman burberry
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  1. Margaret Thatcher placing the butcher’s apron over a model of a plane decorated with British Airways’ new African livery
  2. Mark Thatcher getting lost during the Paris Dakar rally and putting at the risk the lives of the search party as a result
  3. Mark Thatcher’s attempt to stage a coup in Equatorial Guinea
  4. Mark Thatcher
  5. William Hague’s pathetic attempt to “get down with the young people” during the 2001 British General Election campaign - kid on Newsround asks Hague “Mr. Hague, do you know who’s number one at the moment?” Hague “Ahhh, yasss I do actually, it’s DJ Pied Piper and the Massster of Cermeonies”
  6. William Hague wearing a baseball cap
  7. Tony Blair claiming to support Newcastle United FC
  8. Tony Blair claiming to listen to Definitely Maybe by Oasis while driving to work
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  1. The murder of Peadar Clancy
  2. The murder of Dick McKee
  3. The murder of Conor Clune
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  1. Wurzel Gummage
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Decent ad to be fair if it wasn’t full of a load of English twats (e.g. Trevor Brooking and Clive Woodward :guns: :guns: ) although some of those in it are alright sorts (e.g. Ellen McArthur and Steve Redgrave :clap: :clap: )

Who was the black boxer? Didn’t get a good enough look at him