1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

Current Affairs
221

When did they have that sid?

  1. Stacey Solomon
  2. Nick Knight
  3. Michael Atherton
  4. Alec Stewart
  5. Nasser Hussain
222

Holy fucking shit, thats extremely embarrassing for alot of those punters. Especially Pierce when he’s actually involved. I’d say alot of this was done way back when they really believed they had a chance.

223
  1. The Irish cunt who went and played cricket for England, after playing for us for an age.
224

(Ed Joyce)

959 The other one as well (Eoin Morgan).

225

*N/A see nr 609
**N/A see nr 911

*N/A Ant and Dec should be listed together

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932.Ian wright*
933.glenn hoddle**[/quote]

*N/A see nr 248
**N/A see nr 436

*N/A see nr 410

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958. The Irish cunt who went and played cricket for England, after playing for us for an age.*[/quote]

  • N/A see nr 627

[quote=“croppy_boy, post: 448805”]
(Ed Joyce)*
959 The other one as well (Eoin Morgan).**[/quote]

  • N/A see nr 627
    **N/A see nr 325
226

They are listed together

227
  1. The Cairo Gang (RIP)
  2. Austin, Alfred (1835-1913)
  3. Betjeman, Sir John (1906-1984)
  4. Bridges, Robert (1844-1930)
  5. Cibber, Colley (1671-1757)
  6. Day-Lewis, Cecil (1904-1972)
  7. Dryden, John (1631-1700)
  8. Eusden, Laurence (1688-1730)
  9. Hughes, Ted (1930-1998)
  10. Masefield, John (1878-1967)
  11. Motion, Andrew (1952- )
  12. Pye, Henry (1745-1813)
  13. Rowe, Nicholas (1674-1718)
  14. Shadwell, Thomas (1642-1692)
  15. Southey, Robert (1774-1843)
  16. Tate, Nahum (1652-1715)
  17. Tennyson, Alfred, Lord (1809-1892)
  18. Wharton, Thomas (1728-1790)
  19. Whitehead, William (1715-1785)
  20. Wordsworth, William (1770-1850)
  21. BSE aka Mad Cow Disease
  22. British health secretary John Gummer refusing to eat a British beef burger yet encouraging the public to do so
  23. The 1988 Salmonella scare over British poultry products
  24. The consistently low standards within which British meat and poultry products are produced
  25. Foot and Mouth disease
  26. Bonfires of cattle in Cumbria
  27. The pigs that escaped from an abbatoir and were named Butch and Sundance and made heroes of in the tabloid press - where’s my fucking bacon?
  28. English actor John Gregson following the Kilkenny team around during the 1957 All-Ireland Hurling Final parade, therefore making the parade look unbalanced and foolish
  29. Gregson’s failure to put on a realistic Irish accent in the resulting movie “Rooney”
  30. Channel 4’s poaching of Zig and Zag
  31. Channel 4 abandoning Gaelic Games coverage
  32. Channel 4 abandoning their Italian Football coverage
  33. Michael Palin’s slightly imperialistic and racist attitude during his travel programmes
  34. The look of horror and bemusement Jeremy Paxman’s face when a University Challenge contestant wrongly answers a question about some old British queen or other
  35. Medium wave - Radio Five Live
  36. Newcastle disease- disease for chickens
  37. Jeremy beadle.
  38. Timmy mallet
  39. The chuckle brothers
  40. Rosie and jim
  41. Michael Winner
  42. Roger “extend eyebrow” Moore
  43. Emily in Friends
  44. Calling Americans stupid for not knowing about other nations, when they are as bad.
  45. Making shit of the English language, and wiping out all other languages then
  46. 5 airports in london. why?
  47. Carrying fook all news about the champions league final just because one of their kick and chase teams didnt make it.
  48. Stupid nicknames like bazza, dazza, gazza wazza etc.
  49. Ant and Dec
  50. Carlsberg team-talk advertisement
  51. Nicholas lyndhurst
  52. “propa little manor you get here”
  53. “fuckin micks”
  54. The golden Hind
  55. Anne Boelyn
  56. Joanna Lumley
  57. Thinking british humour is superior to all other humour
  58. Calling stella artois wife beater
  59. Ruining brands that could have been half decent ben sherman burberry
  60. Margaret Thatcher placing the butcher’s apron over a model of a plane decorated with British Airways’ new African livery
  61. Mark Thatcher getting lost during the Paris Dakar rally and putting at the risk the lives of the search party as a result
  62. Mark Thatcher’s attempt to stage a coup in Equatorial Guinea
  63. Mark Thatcher
  64. William Hague’s pathetic attempt to “get down with the young people” during the 2001 British General Election campaign - kid on Newsround asks Hague “Mr. Hague, do you know who’s number one at the moment?” Hague “Ahhh, yasss I do actually, it’s DJ Pied Piper and the Massster of Cermeonies”
  65. William Hague wearing a baseball cap
  66. Tony Blair claiming to support Newcastle United FC
  67. Tony Blair claiming to listen to Definitely Maybe by Oasis while driving to work
  68. The murder of Peadar Clancy
  69. The murder of Dick McKee
  70. The murder of Conor Clune
  71. Wurzel Gummage
  72. Stacey Solomon
  73. Nick Knight
  74. Michael Atherton
  75. Alec Stewart
  76. Nasser Hussain

Checked to here…

228

I know see nr 923.

229

Lords Lieutenant
951 Sir John Stanley, K.G., King of Mann 1386-1388, 1399-1401 and 1408-1414
952 Henry of Monmouth, Duke of Lancaster 1402
953 Sir John Stanley, third term, 1408-1414
954 John Talbot, 1st Earl of Shrewsbury 1414-1419
955 James Butler, 4th Earl of Ormond 1419-1421 and 1440-1446
956 Edward Sutton, later 1st Lord Dudley 1428-1430
957 Thomas Stanley, 1st Baron Stanley 1431-1436
958 Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York

Lord Justice
959 The Earl of Ossory (Lord Deputy): 4 August 1528
960 The Duke of Richmond and Somerset: 22 June 1529
961 Sir William Skeffington (Lord Deputy): 30 July 1534
962 Leonard Grey, 1st Viscount Grane: 23 February 1536
963 Sir Anthony St Leger (Lord Deputy): 7 July 1540
964 Sir Edward Bellingham (Lord Deputy): 22 April 1548
965 Sir Anthony St Leger (Lord Deputy): 4 August 1550
966 Sir James Croft (Lord Deputy): 29 April 1551
967 Sir Anthony St Leger (Lord Deputy): 1 September 1553
968 Viscount FitzWalter (Lord Deputy): 27 April 1556
969 The Earl of Sussex (Lord Deputy): 3 July 1559
970 The Earl of Sussex: 6 May 1560
971 Sir Henry Sidney (Lord Deputy): 13 October 1565
972 Sir William FitzWilliam (Lord Deputy): 11 December 1571
973 Sir Henry Sidney (Lord Deputy): 5 August 1575
974 The Lord Grey de Wilton (Lord Deputy): 15 July 1580
975 Sir John Perrot (Lord Deputy): 7 January 1584
976 Sir William FitzWilliam (Lord Deputy): 17 February 1588
977 Sir William Russell (Lord Deputy): 16 May 1594
978 The Lord Burgh (Lord Deputy): 5 March 1597
979 The Earl of Essex 12 March 1599
980 The Lord Mountjoy (Lord Deputy): 21 January 1600
981 The Lord Mountjoy: 25 April 1603
982 Sir Arthur Chichester (Lord Deputy): 15 October 1604
983 Sir Oliver St John: 2 July 1615
984 The Viscount of Falkland (Lord Deputy): 4 February 1622
985 The Viscount Wentworth (Lord Deputy): 3 July 1633
986 The Earl of Strafford: 13 January 1640
987 The Earl of Leicester: 14 June 1641
988 The Marquess of Ormonde: 13 November 1643 (appointed by the king)
989 Viscount Lisle: 9 April 1646 (appointed by parliament, commission expired 15 April 1647)
990 The Marquess of Ormonde: 30 September 1648 (appointed by the King)
991 Henry Ireton (Lord Deputy): 2 July 1650 (d. 20 November 1651)
992 Charles Fleetwood (Commander-in-Chief): 9 July 1652
993 Henry Cromwell (Lord Deputy): 17 November 1657
994 Henry Cromwell: 6 October 1658, resigned 15 June 1659
995 Edmund Ludlow (Commander-in-Chief): 4 July 1659
996 The Duke of Albemarle: June 1660
997 The Duke of Ormonde: 21 February 1662
998 The Earl of Ossory (Lord Deputy): 7 February 1668
999 The Lord Robartes: 3 May 1669
1000 The Lord Berkeley of Stratton: 4 February 1670
1001 The Earl of Essex: 21 May 1672
1002 The Duke of Ormonde 24 May 1677
1003 The Earl of Clarendon: 1 October 1685
1004 The Earl of Tyrconnell (Lord Deputy): 8 January 1687
1005 King James II himself in Ireland: 12 March 1689 - 4 July 1690
1006 King William III himself in Ireland: 14 June 1690
1007 The Viscount Sydney: 18 March 1692
1008 The Lord Capell (Lord Deputy): 9 May 1695
1009 The Earl of Rochester: 28 December 1700
1010 The Duke of Ormonde: 19 February 1703
1011 The Earl of Pembroke: 30 April 1707
1012 The Earl of Wharton: 4 December 1708
1013 The Duke of Ormonde: 26 October 1710
1014 The Duke of Shrewsbury: 22 September 1713
1015 The Earl of Sunderland: 21 September 1714
1016 The Viscount Townshend: 13 February 1717
1017 The Duke of Bolton: 27 April 1717
1018 The Duke of Grafton: 18 June 1720
1019 The Lord Carteret: 6 May 1724
1020 The Duke of Dorset: 23 June 1730
1021 The Duke of Devonshire: 9 April 1737
1022 The Earl of Chesterfield: 8 January 1745
1023 The Earl of Harrington: 15 November 1746
1024 The Duke of Dorset: 15 December 1750
1025 The Duke of Devonshire: 2 April 1755
1026 The Duke of Bedford: 3 January 1757
1027 The Earl of Halifax: 3 April 1761
1028 The Earl of Northumberland: 27 April 1763
1030 The Viscount Weymouth: 5 June 1765
1031 The Earl of Hertford: 7 August 1765
1032 The Earl of Bristol: 16 October 1766 (did not assume office)
1033 The Viscount Townsend: 19 August 1767
1034 The Earl Harcourt: 29 October 1772
1035 The Earl of Buckinghamshire: 7 December 1776
1036 The Earl of Carlisle: 29 November 1780
1037 The Duke of Portland: 8 April 1782
1038 The Earl Temple: 15 August 1782
1039 The Earl of Northington: 3 May 1783
1040 The Duke of Rutland: 12 February 1784
1041 The Marquess of Buckingham: 27 October 1787
1042 The Earl of Westmorland: 24 October 1789
1043 The Earl FitzWilliam: 13 December 1794
1044 The Earl Camden: 13 March 1795
1045 The Marquess Cornwallis: 14 June 1798
Chief Secretary for Ireland
1047 The Earl of Hardwicke: 27 April 1801
1048 The Earl of Powis: 21 November 1805 (did not serve)
1049 The Duke of Bedford: 12 March 1806
1050 The Duke of Richmond: 11 April 1807
1051 The Viscount Whitworth: 23 June 1813
1052 The Earl Talbot: 3 October 1817
1053 The Marquess Wellesley: 8 December 1821
1054 The Marquess of Anglesey: 27 February 1828
1055 The Duke of Northumberland: 22 January 1829
1056 The Marquess of Anglesey: 4 December 1830
1057 The Marquess Wellesley: 12 September 1833
1058 The Earl of Haddington: 1 January 1835
1059 The Earl of Mulgrave: 29 April 1835
1060 Viscount Ebrington: 13 March 1839
1061 The Earl de Grey: 11 September 1841
1062 The Lord Heytesbury: 17 July 1844
1063 The Earl of Bessborough: 8 July 1846
1064 The Earl of Clarendon: 22 May 1847
1065 The Earl of Eglinton: 1 March 1852
1066 The Earl of St Germans: 5 January 1853
1067 The Earl of Carlisle: 7 March 1855
1068 The Earl of Eglinton: 8 March 1858
1069 The Earl of Carlisle: 24 June 1859
1070 The Lord Wodehouse: 1 November 1864
1071 The Marquess of Abercorn: 13 July 1866
1072 The Earl Spencer: 18 December 1868
1073 The Duke of Abercorn: 2 March 1874
1074 The Duke of Marlborough: 11 December 1876
1075 The Earl Cowper: 4 May 1880
1076 The Earl Spencer: 4 May 1882
1077 The Earl of Carnarvon: 27 June 1885
1078 The Earl of Aberdeen: 8 February 1886
1079 The Marquess of Londonderry: 3 August 1886
1080 The Earl of Zetland: 30 July 1889
1081 The Lord Houghton: 18 August 1892
1082 The Earl Cadogan: 29 June 1895
1083 The Earl of Dudley: 11 August 1902
1084 The Earl of Aberdeen: 11 December 1905
1085 The Lord Wimborne: 17 February 1915
1086 The Viscount French: 9 May 1918
1087 The Viscount FitzAlan of Derwent: 27 April 1921

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1088 “Mind the gap”
1089 Oyster cards that don’t work when you need them to
1090 Nowhere open on a Sunday
1091 Horrible food in delis
1092 Bitter
1093 Cheaper cars than we have over here
1094 Cheryl Cole and Kelly Brook live there and not with me
1095 The O’Neill’s chain of Irish bars
1096 Carpets on the floors of pubs
1097 Mint sauce with lamb
1098 Apple Sauce with pork

231
  1. Egbert 829-839
  2. Æthelwulf 839-856
  3. Æthelbald 856-860
  4. Æthelberht 860–865
  5. Æthelred 865–871
  6. Alfred the Great 871–899
  7. Edward the Elder 899–924
  8. Athelstan the Glorious 924–939
  9. Edmund the Magnificent 939–946
  10. Eadred 946–955
  11. Eadwig 955–959
  12. Edgar the Peaceable 959–975
  13. Saint Edward the Martyr 975–978
  14. Æthelred the Unready 978–1013 & 1014-1016
  15. Sweyn Forkbeard 1013–1014
  16. Edmund Ironside 1016
  17. Canute 1016–1035
  18. Harold Harefoot 1035–1040
  19. Harthacanute 1040–1042
  20. Saint Edward the Confessor 1042–1066
  21. Harold Godwinson 1066
  22. Edgar the Atheling 1066.
  23. William I - William the Bastard/the Conqueror 1066–1087
  24. William II Rufus 1087–1100
  25. Henry I 1100–1135
  26. Stephen 1135–1154
  27. Henry II 1154–1189
  28. Henry the Young King (co-ruler with his father) 1170–1183
  29. Richard I the Lionheart 1189–1199
  30. John Lackland 1199–1216
  31. Henry III 1216–1272
  32. Edward I Longshanks 1272–1307
  33. Edward II 1307–1327
  34. Edward III 1327–1377
  35. Richard II 1377–1399
  36. Henry IV Bolingbroke 1399–1413
  37. Henry V 1413–1422
  38. Henry VI 1422-1461 & 1470-1471
  39. Edward IV 1461–1470 & 1471-1483
  40. Edward V 1483
  41. Richard III 1483–1485
  42. Henry VII 1485–1509
  43. Edward VI 1547–1553
  44. Jane (The Nine Days Queen) 1553
  45. Mary I (Bloody Mary)1553–1558
  46. Philip 1554–1558(in the right of his wife)
  47. Elizabeth I 1558–1603
  48. James I 1603–1625
  49. Charles I 1625–1649
  50. Richard Cromwell
  51. Charles II 1649–1685
  52. Mary II 1689–1694
  53. Anne 1702–1714
  54. George I 1714–1727
  55. George II 1727–1760
  56. George III 1760–1820
  57. George IV 1820–1830
  58. William IV 1830–1837
  59. Victoria 1837–1901
  60. Edward VII 1901–1910
  61. George V 1910–1936
  62. Edward VIII 1936
  63. George VI 1936–1952
232
  1. Mad Cow Disease
  2. Cos they’re all fooking English
  3. Taking over our capital city every weekend with fat ugly hen nights
  4. Londonderry
  5. Bradford
  6. Peter Risdale
  7. Robbing our best teenage soccer players
  8. Harry Redknapp
  9. Jamie Redknapp
  10. Richard Keyes
  11. Martin whatshisname who commentates with Andy Gray
  12. Alan Smith
  13. Michael Owen
  14. Danny Mills
  15. The hand of god
  16. Owen Hargreaves
  17. Rio Ferdinand
  18. Easyjet
  19. Virgin
  20. Flybe
  21. BA
  22. Stansted Airport
  23. Fly BMI
  24. Making a scapegoat out of our own Willie Walsh
  25. Nick Leeson
  26. Pat Dolan
233
  1. Boris Johnson’s Olympic speech
  2. Whiff whaff
  3. Howard Webb
  4. David Elleray
  5. Graham Poll
  6. Mark Lawrenson
  7. The Penal Laws
  8. The Wapping dispute
  9. The Poll Tax
  10. Tax breaks for financial institutions to set upin the London docklands
  11. The Cutty Sark fire
  12. The Isle of Dogs
  13. Oatcakes
  14. Mail on Sunday sting operations
  15. News of the World sting operations
  16. Stonehenge
  17. The Sun’s “name and shame” campaign
  18. Sarah Payne
  19. Holly and Jessica
  20. Ian Huntley
  21. Mark Bright
  22. John Motson’s sheepskin coats
  23. The reformation
  24. The Magna Carta
  25. The Greenwich meridian
  26. The Battle of Hastings
  27. King Arthur
  28. The execution of Mary Queen of Scots
  29. The Millenium Dome
234

1221 Julian Clary
1222 Bernard Matthews
1223 Lord Haw Haw
1223 Not running over Fr Horan at the British GP.
1223 Johnny Herbert
1224 Martin Brundle

235

1225 Josh Lewsey (Pussy) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/london/10173899.stm

236

What a loser

237
  1. Major Keith Reesby
238

*N/A 3rd term of Sir John Stanley
**N/A 2nd term of Sir Anthony St Leger
***N/A 3rd term of Sir Anthony St Leger
****N/A 2nd term of The Earl of Sussex
*****N/A 2nd term of Sir Henry Sidney
******N/A 2nd term of The Lord Mountjoy
*******N/A 2nd term of Marquess/Duke of Ormonde
********N/A 3rd term of Marquess/Duke of Ormonde
*********N/A 4th term of Marquess/Duke of Ormonde
**********N/A 2nd term of Henry Cromwell
***********N/A 2nd term of The Duke of Ormonde
************N/A 2nd term of The Duke of Dorset
*************N/A 2nd term of The Earl of Eglinton
**************N/A 2nd term of The Earl of Carlisle
***************N/A 2nd term of The Earl of Aberdeen

*N/A see nr 895
**N/A see nr 486
***N/A see nr 815
****N/A see nr 157
*****N/A see nr 158
******N/A see nr 222
*******N/A see nr 185
********N/A see nr 367
*********N/A see nr 148

*N/A see nr 186
**N/A see nr 50

239
  1. Sir John Stanley, K.G., King of Mann 1386-1388, 1399-1401 and 1408-1414
  2. Henry of Monmouth, Duke of Lancaster 1402
  3. John Talbot, 1st Earl of Shrewsbury 1414-1419
  4. James Butler, 4th Earl of Ormond 1419-1421 and 1440-1446
  5. Edward Sutton, later 1st Lord Dudley 1428-1430
  6. Thomas Stanley, 1st Baron Stanley 1431-1436
  7. Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York
  8. The Earl of Ossory (Lord Deputy): 4 August 1528
  9. The Duke of Richmond and Somerset: 22 June 1529
  10. Sir William Skeffington (Lord Deputy): 30 July 1534
  11. Leonard Grey, 1st Viscount Grane: 23 February 1536
  12. Sir Anthony St Leger (Lord Deputy): 7 July 1540
  13. Sir Edward Bellingham (Lord Deputy): 22 April 1548
  14. Sir James Croft (Lord Deputy): 29 April 1551
  15. Viscount FitzWalter (Lord Deputy): 27 April 1556
  16. The Earl of Sussex (Lord Deputy): 3 July 1559
  17. Sir Henry Sidney (Lord Deputy): 13 October 1565
  18. Sir William FitzWilliam (Lord Deputy): 11 December 1571
  19. The Lord Grey de Wilton (Lord Deputy): 15 July 1580
  20. Sir John Perrot (Lord Deputy): 7 January 1584
  21. Sir William FitzWilliam (Lord Deputy): 17 February 1588
  22. Sir William Russell (Lord Deputy): 16 May 1594
  23. The Lord Burgh (Lord Deputy): 5 March 1597
  24. The Earl of Essex 12 March 1599
  25. The Lord Mountjoy (Lord Deputy): 21 January 1600
  26. Sir Arthur Chichester (Lord Deputy): 15 October 1604
  27. Sir Oliver St John: 2 July 1615
  28. The Viscount of Falkland (Lord Deputy): 4 February 1622
  29. The Viscount Wentworth (Lord Deputy): 3 July 1633
  30. The Earl of Strafford: 13 January 1640
  31. The Earl of Leicester: 14 June 1641
  32. The Marquess of Ormonde: 13 November 1643 (appointed by the king)
  33. Viscount Lisle: 9 April 1646 (appointed by parliament, commission expired 15 April 1647)
  34. Henry Ireton (Lord Deputy): 2 July 1650 (d. 20 November 1651)
  35. Charles Fleetwood (Commander-in-Chief): 9 July 1652
  36. Henry Cromwell (Lord Deputy): 17 November 1657
  37. Edmund Ludlow (Commander-in-Chief): 4 July 1659
  38. The Duke of Albemarle: June 1660
  39. The Earl of Ossory (Lord Deputy): 7 February 1668
  40. The Lord Robartes: 3 May 1669
  41. The Lord Berkeley of Stratton: 4 February 1670
  42. The Earl of Essex: 21 May 1672
  43. The Earl of Clarendon: 1 October 1685
  44. The Earl of Tyrconnell (Lord Deputy): 8 January 1687
  45. King James II himself in Ireland: 12 March 1689 - 4 July 1690
  46. King William III himself in Ireland: 14 June 1690
  47. The Viscount Sydney: 18 March 1692
  48. The Lord Capell (Lord Deputy): 9 May 1695
  49. The Earl of Rochester: 28 December 1700
  50. The Duke of Ormonde: 19 February 1703
  51. The Earl of Pembroke: 30 April 1707
  52. The Earl of Wharton: 4 December 1708
  53. The Duke of Shrewsbury: 22 September 1713
  54. The Earl of Sunderland: 21 September 1714
  55. The Viscount Townshend: 13 February 1717
  56. The Duke of Bolton: 27 April 1717
  57. The Duke of Grafton: 18 June 1720
  58. The Lord Carteret: 6 May 1724
  59. The Duke of Dorset: 23 June 1730
  60. The Duke of Devonshire: 9 April 1737
  61. The Earl of Chesterfield: 8 January 1745
  62. The Earl of Harrington: 15 November 1746
  63. The Duke of Devonshire: 2 April 1755
  64. The Duke of Bedford: 3 January 1757
  65. The Earl of Halifax: 3 April 1761
  66. The Earl of Northumberland: 27 April 1763
  67. The Viscount Weymouth: 5 June 1765
  68. The Earl of Hertford: 7 August 1765
  69. The Earl of Bristol: 16 October 1766 (did not assume office)
  70. The Viscount Townsend: 19 August 1767
  71. The Earl Harcourt: 29 October 1772
  72. The Earl of Buckinghamshire: 7 December 1776
  73. The Earl of Carlisle: 29 November 1780
  74. The Duke of Portland: 8 April 1782
  75. The Earl Temple: 15 August 1782
  76. The Earl of Northington: 3 May 1783
  77. The Duke of Rutland: 12 February 1784
  78. The Marquess of Buckingham: 27 October 1787
  79. The Earl of Westmorland: 24 October 1789
  80. The Earl FitzWilliam: 13 December 1794
  81. The Earl Camden: 13 March 1795
  82. The Marquess Cornwallis: 14 June 1798
  83. The Earl of Hardwicke: 27 April 1801
  84. The Earl of Powis: 21 November 1805 (did not serve)
  85. The Duke of Bedford: 12 March 1806
  86. The Duke of Richmond: 11 April 1807
  87. The Viscount Whitworth: 23 June 1813
  88. The Earl Talbot: 3 October 1817
  89. The Marquess Wellesley: 8 December 1821
  90. The Marquess of Anglesey: 27 February 1828
  91. The Duke of Northumberland: 22 January 1829
  92. The Marquess of Anglesey: 4 December 1830
  93. The Marquess Wellesley: 12 September 1833
  94. The Earl of Haddington: 1 January 1835
  95. The Earl of Mulgrave: 29 April 1835
  96. Viscount Ebrington: 13 March 1839
  97. The Earl de Grey: 11 September 1841
  98. The Lord Heytesbury: 17 July 1844
  99. The Earl of Bessborough: 8 July 1846
  100. The Earl of Clarendon: 22 May 1847
  101. The Earl of Eglinton: 1 March 1852
  102. The Earl of St Germans: 5 January 1853
  103. The Earl of Carlisle: 7 March 1855
  104. The Lord Wodehouse: 1 November 1864
  105. The Marquess of Abercorn: 13 July 1866
  106. The Earl Spencer: 18 December 1868
  107. The Duke of Abercorn: 2 March 1874
  108. The Duke of Marlborough: 11 December 1876
  109. The Earl Cowper: 4 May 1880
  110. The Earl Spencer: 4 May 1882
  111. The Earl of Carnarvon: 27 June 1885
  112. The Earl of Aberdeen: 8 February 1886
  113. The Marquess of Londonderry: 3 August 1886
  114. The Earl of Zetland: 30 July 1889
  115. The Lord Houghton: 18 August 1892
  116. The Earl Cadogan: 29 June 1895
  117. The Earl of Dudley: 11 August 1902
  118. The Lord Wimborne: 17 February 1915
  119. The Viscount French: 9 May 1918
  120. The Viscount FitzAlan of Derwent: 27 April 1921
  121. “Mind the gap”
  122. Oyster cards that don’t work when you need them to
  123. Nowhere open on a Sunday
  124. Horrible food in delis
  125. Bitter
  126. Cheaper cars than we have over here
  127. Cheryl Cole and Kelly Brook live there and not with me
  128. The O’Neill’s chain of Irish bars
  129. Carpets on the floors of pubs
  130. Mint sauce with lamb
  131. Apple Sauce with pork
  132. Egbert 829-839
  133. Æthelwulf 839-856
  134. Æthelbald 856-860
  135. Æthelberht 860–865
  136. Æthelred 865–871
  137. Alfred the Great 871–899
  138. Edward the Elder 899–924
  139. Athelstan the Glorious 924–939
  140. Edmund the Magnificent 939–946
  141. Eadred 946–955
  142. Eadwig 955–959
  143. Edgar the Peaceable 959–975
  144. Saint Edward the Martyr 975–978
  145. Æthelred the Unready 978–1013 & 1014-1016
  146. Sweyn Forkbeard 1013–1014
  147. Edmund Ironside 1016
  148. Canute 1016–1035
  149. Harold Harefoot 1035–1040
  150. Harthacanute 1040–1042
  151. Saint Edward the Confessor 1042–1066
  152. Harold Godwinson 1066
  153. Edgar the Atheling 1066.
  154. William I - William the Bastard/the Conqueror 1066–1087
  155. William II Rufus 1087–1100
  156. Henry I 1100–1135
  157. Stephen 1135–1154
  158. Henry II 1154–1189
  159. Henry the Young King (co-ruler with his father) 1170–1183
  160. Richard I the Lionheart 1189–1199
  161. John Lackland 1199–1216
  162. Henry III 1216–1272
  163. Edward I Longshanks 1272–1307
  164. Edward II 1307–1327
  165. Edward III 1327–1377
  166. Richard II 1377–1399
  167. Henry IV Bolingbroke 1399–1413
  168. Henry V 1413–1422
  169. Henry VI 1422-1461 & 1470-1471
  170. Edward IV 1461–1470 & 1471-1483
  171. Edward V 1483
  172. Richard III 1483–1485
  173. Henry VII 1485–1509
  174. Edward VI 1547–1553
  175. Jane (The Nine Days Queen) 1553
  176. Mary I (Bloody Mary)1553–1558
  177. Philip 1554–1558(in the right of his wife)
  178. Elizabeth I 1558–1603
  179. James I 1603–1625
  180. Charles I 1625–1649
  181. Richard Cromwell
  182. Charles II 1649–1685
  183. Mary II 1689–1694
  184. Anne 1702–1714
  185. George I 1714–1727
  186. George II 1727–1760
  187. George III 1760–1820
  188. George IV 1820–1830
  189. William IV 1830–1837
  190. Victoria 1837–1901
  191. Edward VII 1901–1910
  192. George V 1910–1936
  193. Edward VIII 1936
  194. George VI 1936–1952
  195. Cos they’re all fooking English
  196. Taking over our capital city every weekend with fat ugly hen nights
  197. Bradford
  198. Robbing our best teenage soccer players
  199. Martin whatshisname who commentates with Andy Gray
  200. Alan Smith
  201. Michael Owen
  202. The hand of god
  203. Owen Hargreaves
  204. Easyjet
  205. Virgin
  206. Flybe
  207. BA
  208. Fly BMI
  209. Making a scapegoat out of our own Willie Walsh
  210. Nick Leeson
  211. Pat Dolan
  212. Boris Johnson’s Olympic speech
  213. Whiff whaff
  214. Howard Webb
  215. David Elleray
  216. Graham Poll
  217. The Penal Laws
  218. The Wapping dispute
  219. The Poll Tax
  220. Tax breaks for financial institutions to set upin the London docklands
  221. The Cutty Sark fire
  222. The Isle of Dogs
  223. Oatcakes
  224. Mail on Sunday sting operations
  225. News of the World sting operations
  226. The Sun’s “name and shame” campaign
  227. Sarah Payne
  228. Holly and Jessica
  229. Ian Huntley
  230. Mark Bright
  231. John Motson’s sheepskin coats
  232. The reformation
  233. The Magna Carta
  234. The Greenwich meridian
  235. The Battle of Hastings
  236. King Arthur
  237. The execution of Mary Queen of Scots
  238. The Millenium Dome
  239. Julian Clary
  240. Bernard Matthews
  241. Lord Haw Haw
  242. Not running over Fr Horan at the British GP.
  243. Johnny Herbert
  244. Martin Brundle
  245. Josh Lewsey (Pussy)
  246. Major Keith Reesby

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  1. Argos
  2. Marks and Spencers
  3. H&M
  4. Harvey Nicholls
  5. House of Fraser
  6. Molton Brown
  7. Next
  8. Specsavers
  9. Zara
  10. Boots
  11. HMV
  12. Virgin Megastores
  13. Jane Norman
  14. Karen Millen
  15. Primark
  16. B&Q
  17. Asda
  18. Sainsburys
  19. Costa Coffee
  20. Pret A Manger
  21. Gourmet Burger Kitchen
  22. Wetherspoons
  23. Harry Corry
  24. Dixons / Currys
  25. Halfords
  26. Harry Ramsden
  27. JD Sports
  28. The Emirates Stadium
  29. DW Stadium
  30. City of Manchester Stadium
  31. sportsdirect.com@StJames’Park
  32. St. Marys
  33. Ricoh Arena
  34. Stadium of Light
  35. Riverside Stadium
  36. Reebok Stadium
  37. KC Stadium
  38. Britannia Stadium