1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

  1. The EPL

1284 Terry Waite

1285 James Corden. He is one unfunny cuntybollock.

great shout

  1. William Shakespere
  2. Charles Dickens
  3. Francis Drake
  4. John Dawkins
  5. Walter Raleigh
  6. Richard Dawkins
  7. Martin Frobisher
  8. Humphrey Gilbert
  9. Richard Grenville
  1. “Royal” Ascot
  2. “Glorious” Goodwood
  3. The “Paddy Power” Cheltenham Festival
  4. The “Boylesports” Cheltenham Festival
  5. Paddy Power placing their Hollywood style sign at Cheltenham last year
  6. The 2003 Rugby World Cup winners all getting knighthoods
  7. Will Greenwood
  8. Scott Quinnell
  9. Sean Fitzpatrick
  10. Dewi Morris
  11. Paul Wallace
  12. Andy Robinson
  13. The way Andy Robinson was treated
  14. Rooney moaning about the fans
  15. English FA complaining about a fan in the dressing room
  16. Andy Townsend nearly crying during the draw with Algeria
  17. The ITV commentator blaming everything apart from the players during the same game
  18. Joe Cole becoming the new Andy Reid
  19. Michael Lynagh
  20. Andy Burton
  21. Jim Whyte
  22. Sky Sports news biased coverage of English events
  23. BBC news biased coverage of English events
  24. ITV news biased coverage of English events
  25. Dale Tempest from Sky Bet
  26. skysports.com/worldcup
  27. We invented the game and gave it away
  28. Sky Sports owning At The Races
  29. Ian Poulter is +1 with fellow English man Lee Westwood on +2 :rolleyes:
  30. Cricket AM
  31. Matt Chapman

C’mon lads, just over 600 to go!

  1. Rob Beasley of the Sun
  2. Nick Parker of the Sun
  3. Alex Peake of the Sun
  4. Steven Howard of the Sun
  5. Roo-boo-zela headline
  6. Never in the field of World Cup conflict has so little been offered by so few headline
  7. Technician Paul Weston, 28, from Liverpool
  8. Mechanic Ian Adam, 52, from Norwich
  9. Doctor Carla Morgan, 31, from the Wirral
  10. Construction boss Richard Stone, 40, from North West London
  11. Publisher Jeff Halverton, 40, from Barking
  12. Mum Wendy Robinson, 47, from Bexley
  13. Duncan Jenkins, 30, an accountant from Manchester
  14. Vet Emma Gardner, 30
  15. James Clarke, 25, of Balham, South London
  16. Charity worker Stuart Beaney, 36, from Kent
  17. Taxi driver Russell Liddiard, 58, from Egham
  18. Planning officer Rob Harrison, 42, from Hull
  19. Council worker Phil McCorry, 25, from Bexhill

Cunts one and all

The average fan rating for Wayne Rooney on the guardian website is 2.4 :lol:

Even the limerick fans won’t be that negative on Monday morning

  1. It would take attention away from Martin Johnson and his team’s fine achievement in defeating Australia this morning.

1346 That News OF The World cunt Paul Williams
1347 Gok Wan
1348 Ryan Moore
1349 David Jason

  1. Rio’s twitter page today

  1. Paul on Five Live
  2. Brian on Five Live

1353 Boozed Up Brits Abroad

1354 Banged Up Brits Abroad

1355 Caribbean Uncovered

1356 Ibiza Uncovered

1357 Knacker Holidays

1358 Chavs

1359 Their unhealthy obsession with political correctness

  1. Piers Morgan’s article from The Sun below:

PIERS MORGAN: Achtung, Franz! For you, ze World Cup is over… I hope

Last updated at 12:50 AM on 27th June 2010

England v Germany. Ah, the bitter-sweet memories that fixture always brings back for me.

I can remember now (as everyone else seems to have done last week) the Euro '96 tournament, when I was editor of the Daily Mirror, and we had the brilliant idea of clearing the front page for Gazza and ‘Psycho’ Pearce in tin hats under the headline ‘ACHTUNG SURRENDER!’

The next morning, I approved plans for a Mirror-sponsored Spitfire to dive-bomb the German training ground and drop copies of that front page on Jurgen Klinsmann’s head.

Oh, and for a Mirror-sponsored tank to invade the Berlin offices of our German tabloid rival, Bild newspaper.

Then all hell broke loose, as the nation suffered a catastrophic sense of humour failure.

I ended up aborting the Spitfire (on the tarmac) and the tank (in the high street), apologising to the German team - my grandfather, a former marine commando, phoned me in a fury: ‘Why are you apologising to the Hun? They took half my bloody colon out!’ - and winning an award for Least Constructive Contribution to Anglo- German Relations of the Year.

What amused me most throughout this saga was that my supposed shame was broadcast on the BBC News in between repeats of Dad’s Army and 'Allo 'Allo!.

But it’s probably just as well I’m no longer a newspaper editor.

Because if I was, and had watched Franz ‘The Kaiser’ Beckenbauer ranting away about English failures all week, then I suspect a Spitfire and tank would have been the least of his concerns.

England, he sneered, are ‘tired and burnt out’. We can only, he scoffed, play ‘kick and rush’ these days. Our performances, he chortled, have been ‘paltry’.

The Germans, he affirmed, have ‘no fear’ of us whatsoever.

Later, he apologised.

But as with my own apology in 1996, I’m not really sure he meant it…I’m sorry but the sheer breathtaking arrogance of the man! Who the hell does he think he is?

In those few short phrases, Beckenbauer told us all we need to know about the German psyche when it comes to playing England at football.

And, in fact, all we need to know about the German psyche when it comes to England generally.

That’s why today’s World Cup clash carries with it such a steely undercurrent of tension.

I’m all for ‘moving on’ from the two world wars, obviously. But I’m not quite so keen to ‘move on’ from the cocky, supercilious, haughty and dismissive view of our great nation that the likes of Herr Beckenbauer still seem to hold.

Especially given the respective merits of our teams’ performance levels.

They, after a brilliant start, have got worse as the competition has progressed while we have suddenly got better. And World Cups are all about momentum.

After our win against Slovenia, I came away thinking how much easier things would have been through qualifying if only I - and not Fabio Capello - had been England manager.
Before the tournament, I told him to choose David James in goal, Jermain Defoe up front and James Milner in midfield. Now that Fabio’s finally come round to my way of thinking, I see real promise in this team.

They’ve woken up, reacted well to all the criticism rightly poured on their heads and begun to display the spirit, courage and determination that wins trophies.

The defence, led by an admirably pumped-up John Terry, looks strong.

Gerrard is showing what a great player and captain he really is.

And all we need now is for Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard to play as they do for their clubs and we could yet surprise everyone.

First, though, we must beat the Germans. And if I were Capello, my team talk would consist of sticking a large photo of Franz Beckenbauer’s smug Bavarian head on the dressing room wall, with large quotes emanating from his smirking little mouth expressing his damning views on all things English.

Then I’d turn to each and every player and say: ‘Boys, it’s time to go to ***.’ (Note to readers, for politically correct reasons, I can’t reveal what that three letter word is. But it starts with ‘w’ and ends with ‘r’, and you say it best with a large cigar in your mouth).

  1. Peter Drury mentioning how brilliant the English referees are in every game he commentates on, regardles of who is actully refereeing the game.
  1. The ‘It’s War’ headline in the The Daily Star yesterday.

the brits talking about their rivalry with germany- since 66 they have never done better than germany in a world cup or european championships- how is that a rivalry?

today hopefully isnt the exception

So do we have to finish this thread then or is our work done?

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This kind of malarkey is what makes every abject failure of the english hooferball team so funny
Morgan is a tremendous cunt

  1. Stupid World Cup scheduling meaning I missed that beautiful, once every four years moment.