1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

Current Affairs
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  1. Not recognising Franz Beckenbauer’s analytical powers
282
  1. Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

If you were ever in any doubt about the legitimacy of the IRA’s campaign on Britain, you need only watch this show for 10 minutes to be reaffirmed of everything so bombworthy about the Brits.

Laddish lads strolling down some poor town in Spain wearing hilarious t-shirts with Snatch and Jip and other hilarious terms on the back, a ringleader cunt setting drinking challenges for his boorish mates before they fall asleep after a couple of drinks, rowdy drinking songs, two fat fucks in bikinis talking about being on a “man hunt” and a strip of clubs and pubs overflowing with these horrific specimens.

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  1. The tendency to include utter retards such as terrible comedians, rag journalists, Dominik Diamond etc on shows with great potential such as the World Cup’s Greatest Moments, making them practically unwatchable.
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  1. [ATTACH=full]1319[/ATTACH]
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[QUOTE=“Rocko, post: 954024, member: 1”]1365. Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

If you were ever in any doubt about the legitimacy of the IRA’s campaign on Britain, you need only watch this show for 10 minutes to be reaffirmed of everything so bombworthy about the Brits.

Laddish lads strolling down some poor town in Spain wearing hilarious t-shirts with Snatch and Jip and other hilarious terms on the back, a ringleader cunt setting drinking challenges for his boorish mates before they fall asleep after a couple of drinks, rowdy drinking songs, two fat fucks in bikinis talking about being on a “man hunt” and a strip of clubs and pubs overflowing with these horrific specimens.[/QUOTE]

Fuck off, it is quality television

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Some top top moderating done in this thread :clap:

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Going to be some session Saturday week for the Italy game, I can’t fucking wait, English lads are salt of the earth, all the pubs are staying open late for it

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  1. Rule Brittania
  2. Land of Hope and Glory
  3. Mike Bassett
  4. Mike Yarwood
  5. Angus Deayton
  6. Hugh Fucking Grant
  7. The Boundary Commission
  8. Channel 5
  9. Rochdale, the biggest kip I’ve ever lived in
  10. Rickie Lambert, ex Rochdale player. A carthorse.
  11. The Boat Race
289
  1. Lovejoy
290
  1. Ian Hislop
  2. Tracey Piggott
  3. Accrington Stanley
  4. That loser, Robert Falcon Scott
  5. Wedgewood china
  6. Hollyoaks
  7. Sir Terry Wogan
  8. Jonathan Ross’s wife’s hair
  9. The Act of Union, 1801
  10. The poem Daffodils
  11. That dick from Blur who’s now a “farmer”
  12. Emlyn Hughes
291
  1. Rory McIlroy
  2. Graham McDowell
  3. Nick Faldo
  4. Ian Bothan
  5. The Arabs who own Man City
  6. Emmerdale
  7. Ben Foden
  8. Chris Ashton
  9. Brian Moore
  10. Owen Farrell
  11. The jumped up yuppys who’ve turned Temple Bar into a Little England at weekends
  12. Tesco
  13. Morrisons
  14. Gibraltar
292
  1. The Malvinas
293

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294
  1. Lily Allen
  2. Eliza Doolittle
  3. Sting
295
  1. Simon Zebo
296
  1. Queenstown
297
  1. Jenny Pitman
  2. Jude Law
  3. David Gower
  4. Jody Marsh
  5. Nick Leeson
  6. Rory McGrath
  7. Nick Hancock
  8. Noel Edmonds
  9. Philip Schofield
  10. Craig Doyle
298
  1. Wensleydale cheese
  2. The X Factor
  3. I’m a celebrity blah blah blah
  4. John McCririck
  5. Jellied eels
  6. Lily Allen’s brother
  7. Ed Joyce
  8. Eoin Morgan
  9. Rodney Marsh
  10. UKIP
  11. Sid Waddell
  12. TV3
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[QUOTE=“croppy_boy, post: 954463, member: 306”]1421. Jenny Pitman
1422. Jude Law
1423. David Gower
1424. Jody Marsh
1425. Nick Leeson
1426. Rory McGrath
1427. Nick Hancock
1428. Noel Edmonds
1429. Philip Schofield
1430. Craig Doyle[/QUOTE]

what’s your problem with Jody Marsh?

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  1. Andy Townsend
  2. English Sports journalism
  3. Lee Evans
  4. Jaguars
  5. The awkwardness of the Pound Sterling
  6. Toffs
  7. King Henry VIII
  8. Norfolk