1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

  1. Their shit bar staff

  2. Taking the moral high ground when defending “The Spirit of the Game” in cricket.

  3. Asda

1512 - The Geordie accent.

  1. Pie and chips
  2. Egg and chips
  3. Steak and Kidney Pie
  4. Pies in general

I’ve been doing that for 2-3 years, pal.

My influences were Joe Ledley, Gary Hooper and Fraser Forster in this regard.

  1. The Scouse Cafu
  1. Aviva
  2. RSA - Royal and Sun Alliance
  3. The Sunday Times
  4. Sir Anthony O’Reilly
  5. Pukka Pies
  6. Tim Lovejoy

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 955919, member: 109”]1519. Aviva
1520. RSA - Royal and Sun Alliance
1521. The Sunday Times
1522. Sir Anthony O’Reilly
1523. Pukka Pies
1524. Tim Lovejoy[/QUOTE]
1525. Helen Chamberlain : cunt

  1. Sir Geoff Hurst.
  2. The cunt crowds they get at the darts - “we pay your benefits”, “stand aaap if you laaaav the daaaarts”
  1. Boyd Rankin
  2. Eoin Morgan
  3. Ed Joyce
  1. Tommy Cooper
  2. The two Ronnie’s
  3. Alan Shearer
  4. Kyran Bracken
  5. Fat Boy Slim
  6. Jimmy 5 Bellies
  1. Matt Dawson
  1. D Day anniversary celebrations
  2. Pimms
  1. Strictly come dancing
  2. Strictly come dancing on ice

1542 -2542 Oliver cromwell

Croppy mentioned him already , but that cunt is good for two votes regardless.

1543- Daniel Sturridge’s fucking Subway ad.

  1. No cidar for sale on the Stansted Express
  1. Sports Direct shops
  1. Adrian Chiles
  1. Jamie Oliver the fat tongued wanker.