1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

  1. Giles Coren
  2. AA Gill
  3. Sammy Lee
  4. Skinner and Baddiel
  1. Guy Ritchie
  2. Dawn French
  3. Jennifer Saunders
  4. Gok Wan
  5. Janet Street Porter
  6. Reg Holdsworth.
  7. Curly Watts
  8. Jimmy Corkhill
  9. Percy Sugden.
  1. Janice Battersby
  2. Les Battersby
  3. Paul Ince.
  1. Squaddies
  2. Mushy peas
  3. Yorkshire puddings
  4. The White Cliffs of Dover
  5. PDC Darts
  6. Cockney actor - drawing a blank on the cunt’s name
  1. Soap operas, every fucking single one of them

[QUOTE=“Kid Curry, post: 958820, member: 1397”]1564. Squaddies
1565. Mushy peas
1566. Yorkshire puddings
1567. The White Cliffs of Dover
1568. PDC Darts
1569. Cockney actor - drawing a blank on the cunt’s name[/QUOTE]

Danny Dyer? Ray Winstone? Vinny Jones?

  1. Danny Dyer
  2. Ray Winston
  3. Vinny Jones
  1. Jason Statham.
  2. The shit films Jason Statham stars in.
  1. The BDO
  2. The PDC
  3. Jamie Winstone
  4. Jamie Theakston
  1. That cunt Jamie Oliver.

Edit - he was nominated on the previous page so as his replacement I nominate Gordon Ramsey.

Winstone was the guy. Nice one.

[QUOTE=“dodgy-keeper, post: 958834, member: 1552”]1573. Jason Statham.
1574. The shit films Jason Statham stars in.[/QUOTE]
The Crank films are excellent. Absolutely mental and ridiculous, but wonderfully enjoyable.

  1. Jamie O’Hara
  2. Mark Noble
  3. Guy Whittingham
  4. The Sun
  5. The Daily Mail
  6. Those shit TV programmes about benefit scroungers and 12 kids etc
  7. Music hall

Took ye’re time to pick this cunt out.

Well done Sydney. :clap:

  1. Micheal Knighton
  2. Freddie Sheppard
  3. Simon Jordan
  4. Ken Bates
  5. Bill Kenwright
  6. Rupert Lowe
  7. Matthew Harding
  8. Martin Edwards
  9. David Moores
  10. David Dein
  11. Nina Bracewell-Smith
  12. Peter Kenyon
  13. Daniel Levy
  1. East India Company established.

Presume Ken Mates should be Ken Bates?

  1. Battle of Kinsale

1602 Queen of the United Kingdom
1603 Duke of Norfolk
1604 Duke of Somerset
1605 Duke of Richmond
1606 Duke of Grafton
1607 Duke of Beaufort
1608 Duke of Bedford
1609 Duke of Devonshire
1610 Duke of Marlborough
1611 Duke of Rutland
1612 Duke of Northumberland
1613 Duke of Wellington
1614 Duke of Westminster
1615 Marquess of Lansdowne
1616 Marquess Townshend
1617 Marquess of Salisbury
1618 Marquess of Bath
1619 Marquess of Hertford
1620 Marquess of Exeter
1621 Marquess of Northampton
1622 Marquess Camden
1623 Marquess of Cholmondeley
1624 Marquess of Abergavenny
1625 Marquess of Zetland
1626 Earl of Shrewsbury
1627 Earl of Derby
1628 Earl of Huntingdon
1629 Earl of Pembroke
1630 Earl of Devon
1631 Earl of Suffolk
1632 Earl of Denbigh
1633 Earl of Sandwich
1634 Earl of Carlisle
1635 Earl of Shaftesbury
1636 Earl of Scarbrough
1637 Earl of Coventry
1638 Earl Ferrers
1639 Earl of Dartmouth
1640 Earl of Aylesford
1641 Earl of Macclesfield
1642 Earl Waldegrave
1643 Earl of Portsmouth
1644 Earl of Guilford
1644 Earl of Ilchester
1645 Earl De La Warr
1646 Earl of Radnor
1647 Earl Spencer
1648 Earl Bathurst
1649 Earl of Clarendon
1650 Earl of Mount Edgcumbe
1651 Earl Fortescue
1652 Earl of Carnarvon
1653 Earl of Malmesbury
1654 Earl of Craven
1655 Earl of Romney
1656 Earl of Chichester
1657 Earl of Normanton
1658 Earl Grey
1659 Earl of Lonsdale
1660 Earl of Harrowby
1661 Earl of Harewood
1662 Earl Cathcart
1663 Earl of Verulam
1664 Earl of St Germans
1665 Earl of Morley
1666 Earl of Bradford
1667 Earl Howe
1668 Earl of Stradbroke
1669 Earl of Lichfield
1670 Earl of Durham
1671 Earl of Yarborough
1672 Earl of Leicester of Holkham
1673 Earl of Gainsborough
1674 Earl of Strafford
1675 Earl of Selborne
1676 Earl of Iddesleigh
1677 Earl of Cranbrook
1678 Earl of Halsbury
1679 Earl of Plymouth
1680 Earl St Aldwyn
1681 Earl of Iveagh
1682 Earl of Balfour
1683 Earl of Oxford and Asquith
1684 Earl Jellicoe
1685 Earl Peel
1686 Earl Baldwin of Bewdley
1687 Countess Mountbatten of Burma
1688 Earl of Swinton
1689 Viscount Falmouth
1690 Viscount Torrington
1691 Viscount Melville
1692 Viscount Hardinge
1693 Viscount Hampden
1694 Viscount Knutsford
1695 Viscount Goschen
1696 Viscount Ridley
1697 Viscount Knollys
1698 Viscount Allendale
1699 Viscount Mersey
1700 Viscount Cowdray
1701 Viscount Devonport
1702 Viscount Astor
1703 Viscount Allenby
1704 Viscount Bridgeman
1705 Viscount Brentford
1706 Viscount Bledisloe
1707 Viscount Trenchard
1708 Viscount Ingleby
1708 Viscount Head
1709 Viscount Boyd of Merton
1710 Viscount Eccles
1711 Baron Hastings
1712 Baron FitzWalter
1713 Baroness Willoughby de Eresby
1714 Baron Camoys
1715 Baroness Braye
1716 Baron Petre
1717 Baron Stafford
1718 Baron Clifford of Chudleigh
1719 Baron Barnard
1720 Baron Bagot
1721 Baron Braybrooke
1722 Baron Bolton
1723 Baron Sandys
1724 Baron Harris
1725 Baron Ravensworth
1726 Baron Rayleigh
1727 Baron Feversham
1728 Baron de Saumarez
1729 Baron Methuen
1730 Baron Leigh
1731 Baron Egremont

  1. Sue Fucking Perkins
  2. That fat cunt of a Geordie comedian.
  3. Brian Cox the smarmy cunt
  4. Milwall Football Club
  5. Irish lads playing cricket for England
  6. Wetherspoons
  7. Sellafield