1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

If I was playing a match for Ireland (its my dream so bear with me) I’d burst him on the way out of the tunnel before going on to score 3 tries and winning the game with a drop goal
Even better again if the fucker somehow ended up on the pitch in Croker or Thurles as myself and a bunch of fellow marauding Dublin savages exit the dressing rooms with hurls in hand.
Enough said

  1. Brian Laws
  2. Mike Dean
  1. Terry Butcher
  2. Ray Wilkins
  3. Bryan Robson
  4. Steve Bruce
  5. Trout Fisherman magazine. Not sure if it still exists, but it used to really annoy me when the oul fella bought it for me, as I preferred Trout and Salmon magazine.

586 Roy Race
587 Blackie Gray
588 Tubby Morton
589 Mighty Mouse
590 Johnny Dexter
591 Billys Boots
592 The footballer who wouldnt stay dead
591 Warlord
592 Victor

  1. The Cheltenham Festival
  2. Royal Ascot
  1. The Aintree Grand National - The greatest horserace in the World
  1. Brigadier-General Reginald Dyer
  2. The Amritsar Massacre
  3. The public reception in England for Dyer orchestrating the Amritsar massacre
  1. Cheryl Cole.
  2. Sarah Harding.
  3. Kimberly ?
  4. The ginger one.
  5. The treatment of the above 4 as a collective unit towards Nadine Coyle recently.

Gentlemen we are falling behind.

  1. british car industry
  2. danny “proper naughy” dyer
  3. the term across the pond
  4. sinjin in mad men
  5. kerry katona

i realise some of the above may have already been mentioned

  1. Clarkson
  2. Capello Index
  3. Harry Redknapp
  4. Soup Takers
  5. The Plantations
  6. ITV
  7. Jamie Carragher
  8. Jamie O Hara
  9. Manuel Zayeta
  10. Jimmy Bullard
  11. Joe Cole
  12. Tories
  13. Lib Dems
  14. Labour
  1. First past the post
  2. Trident defence system
  3. Stupid English bitch in Good Will Hunting
  4. Robin Hood
  5. Mark Cavendish
  6. Halfords
  1. Nick CLegg
  2. Michelle Heaton
  3. having noe letter “r”
  4. not having the letters “th”
  1. What they did to William Wallace
  1. Sir Michael Gambon
  2. Michael Colgan OBE

636 The Spice Girls
637 “Girl Power”
638 Burberry caps worn at jaunty angles.

  1. Providing sustenance to KIB Man for a length of time

Terry
Lampard
Cole
Gerrard

Apart from these i have no great issue with the brits and wish them well.

640.Phil Taylor.

  1. Heathrow

Pretty sure that has been mentioned before.

Whats wrong with Lampard. He seems the most likeable out of them. Johnson, Barry, Milner, Lennon, Walcott, Crouch, Bent - all seem alright sorts. The rest cunts to a man. Particularly that self obsessed delusional cunt Jamie Carragher. How sweet it would be if was brought on specifically to take a penalty due to his ‘leadership’ qualities and bottle it :lol: