1966 Reasons Why I Want England To Win The World Cup

Things
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  1. proper craic in boozers, 90 mins before a west ham game and the crowd are singing and drinking at speed, no TV, no food, just men standing around getting leathered before a match
102
  1. The Royal Navy
  2. The FA Cup
  3. The Boat Race
  4. The Championships at Wimbledon Lawn Tennis and Croquest club
  5. The Rugby Football Union
  6. The Open
  7. Airey Neave
103
  1. When Alan Green switches over to Mike Ingham with 22 and a half minutes gone in the second half
104

I get it. You’ve been to 3 or 4 West Ham home games in your life. No need to labour the point, cunt.

105
  1. Proper football songs. “im forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, etc…”
106

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194 John Smiths
195 The Pageantry and Protocol in which official events are carried out with[/QUOTE]

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  1. The wonderfully condescending way in which learned classes dismiss with a patronizing comment the leaders of other nations and their culture. e.g. “here is a man who is known as the President of Ireland…”
107

@Declan Moffat - for FFS - you went from 197 to 168.

Please continue from 218, folks.

108
  1. Prince Philip . " do these people still throw spears at each other"
109

218, controversial this, but the Queen as an individual, (rather than a monarchy) as head of state. She is an outstanding head of state.

110
  1. Sue Barker
  2. Sky Sports News
  3. Paul Scholes
  4. Ian Wright and his comical efforts at the english language.
  5. The Fast Show.
111

Sue barker. O fucking hell, can’t bear that woman. As annoying as Brenda and Derek mooney rolled into one, and that, is going some.

112

I enjoyed her presentation of the coverage of the wedding of Prince Edward and Sophie Rees-Jones. She struck the right balance and conveyed the carnival atmosphere of the occasion while at the same time keeping the necessary level of gravitas required for such serious business as a Royal wedding.

113
  1. Transfer Deadline Day
  2. Harry Redknapp’s availability to the media through a car window
114
  1. The innate confidence of the English particularly in a metropolis such as London
115
  1. Liam Gallagher’s walk
116
  1. Geoff Hurst utilising a diverse range of skills with his hat-trick in the 1966 World Cup final - one headed goal, one right-footed goal and one left-footed goal.
117
  1. The never ending drama in The Rovers Return.
  2. Stag parties feeding the Irish economy.
118
  1. Joe Harts shampoo comercials
119
  1. Women with a mild Yorkshire/Lancashire accent.
120
  1. Woy Hodgsons speech impediment