1966 Reasons Why I Want England To Win The World Cup

  1. The phrase “you facking muuug”

235 my 5 year old daughters manc accent. She told me after the fracas next door that if any robber “cumes in our 'ouse I’ll kick 'im in the nuuts”

236 reasonably priced mechanics. Just had my potential new car examined by an expert for well over an hour. £70 plus vat, including a full report.

  1. Tit Friday in didsbury.
  1. The Trafford Centre.

The Trafford centre??? Hellish place.

Hellish when busy but a nice stroll around on a week day morning.

your mrs. is gamey out id say is she?

Was only ever in it once and it was heaving.

Yours Mrs?

Or The Trafford Centre?

:slight_smile: Probably both. Both nice for a stroll around of a weekday morning if not busy. As an aside, my friend recently had a conversation with his very pretty wife about whether she had given her ex, or him, more blow jobs. She reckoned her ex. My pal found this highly amusing for some reason. He told a whole group of us out on the bike last weekend.

:eek:

  1. Your friends wife.
  1. Bath.
  2. John Motson’s commentary for Robbie Keane’s goal against Germany in 2002.
  3. Bobby Robson calling Ireland “we” during the Ireland-Spain match in 2002.
  4. Bobby Robson. One of life’s gentlemen.
  1. Harry Redknapp when he gets angry - “no wonder he’s in the facking reserves”, “Don’t call me that, Fack off I’m no wheeler-dealer”
  1. Curly Watts
  2. Fred Elliott, I say Fred Elliott
  1. Richard Hillman
  2. Charlie Stubbs
  3. Michelle Keegan.
  1. Wellard the dog
  1. Schmeichel the dog
  1. Harry Redknapp climbing to the top of his profession without being able to write.

Good job his dog could open an Oul bank account for the two of them.