The reason for the delay to the kick-off is because itâs not yet kick-off time - A classic from Jimmy.
And from the other night:
âanother left hand almost tears the head off the Panamanianâ and,
âhe said he didnât want to know, he said heâd work it out on the night, well itâs too late now to go looking for a dvd but weââ happily oblige him with one of these if he wants itâ after Dave Boy McCauley suggested Cordoba should have done some more homework.
ââOne nil is no kind of a leadââ
George Hamilton Ireland v Bulgaria
Fooks sake
Jamie Redknapp has just said that the United team today was set up to win by more than Villa.
Heâs a class act.
âGalway have great stick peopleâ
Paul Flynn.
âThat is text book, and Kilkenny know every word in the bookâ
Ger âfuckwitâ Canning
[quote=âMacâ]âThat is text book, and Kilkenny know every word in the bookâ
Ger âfuckwitâ Canning[/quote]
It was even worse than that mac but good to see Ger has wintered well.
Randy Andy today after Macheda stunner - âIâve only two words to say - Take a bow sonâ
At Wrestlemania Jerry the King Lawler asked Jim Ross was Rey Mysterio paying tribute to Heath Ledger with his joker inspired mask. Jr replied âAt least Reyâs career is alive and well.â 
Trevor Stephen during tonights Liverpool v Chelsea 2nd leg match, at 2-2 in the game:
âWell another goal will decide itâ.
Err⌠No Trevor, Liverpool still need two goals.
Paul Merson is on Soccer Saturday trying to maintain that Walcottâs goal from wednesdat night was â100 timesâ better than Ronaldoâs screamer from 40 yards
Some clown interviewing Wenger.
âAre you not frustrated that Arshavin that canât play in the Champions League?â
Wenger looked at him - âWell we knew that when we bought him.â
[quote=âfarmerinthecityâ]Some clown interviewing Wenger.
âAre you not frustrated that Arshavin that canât play in the Champions League?â
Wenger looked at him - âWell we knew that when we bought him.â[/QUOTE]
He also said something like, âSo, a pointâŚwhat kind of a result was that?â
Eh, a draw dickface.
This isnât a quote but that cunt on Sky Sports News with the Scottish accent really gets under my wick.
he is a hun bastard- cant stand him
Jim White?
He is an annoying cunt alright
Jim White is a hun cunt. Thereâs also a presenter cunt from the Occupied Six on it called Graeme Little. His brother Andy has been on the bench for the huns and Occupied Six this season. In short, thatâs 3 hun cunts.
Funny interview with Arshavin
Interviewer: Have you ever scored 4 goals in a game before
Arshavin: No, apart from 2 games back in Russia
Subsequently turned out he was trying to say he scored 2 hat-tricks in Russia but it was still pretty funny to hear it.
[quote=âMacâ]Funny interview with Arshavin
Interviewer: Have you ever scored 4 goals in a game before
Arshavin: No, apart from 2 games back in Russia
Subsequently turned out he was trying to say he scored 2 hat-tricks in Russia but it was still pretty funny to hear it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah - saw that. Funny alright.
Brian Flanagan there from RTE Racing just said it was a bargain to supplement Master Minded for his race at Punchestown at a cost of just 20.
It was 20,000 you clown.
Teds comments today should be posted in here. The one about the horse being like one of those posers youâd see on the dance floor in your local dance hall was priceless! And the horse being a little shit. I was listening in work and had to fight hard not to laugh.