The yearly mass drinking session begins this Saturday with some of the finest slosh pots in the world on show. They really do hate the fact the darts gets in the way of their drinking though. I’d be putting my money on Kong as he seems like a right lager lout and looks like he could easily out drink the rest of them. As for the sideshow of these drunkards throwing darts I’d have to go for the one player who is head and shoulders above the rest, who isn’t a drunkard, and really should be out of this cesspit, Scott Waites.
SAT JAN 5TH 6.30PM: 16 DARRYL FITTON (ENG) v BENITO van de PAS (NETH)
SUN JAN 6TH 1PM 1 STEPHEN BUNTING (ENG) v JAMES WILSON (ENG)
SAT JAN 5TH 7.30PM 9 ALAN NORRIS (ENG) v WAYNE WARREN (WAL)
SUN JAN 6TH 8.30PM 8 WESLEY HARMS (NETH) v RUNE DAVID (NOR)
SUN JAN 6TH 4PM 12 SCOTT MITCHELL (ENG) v MARK BARILLI (SCOT)
SAT JAN 5TH 2.30PM 5 ROBBIE GREEN (ENG) v CHRISTIAN KIST (NETH)
SUN JAN 6TH 2PM 13 STEVE DOUGLAS (ENG) v GARY STONE (SCOT)
SAT JAN 5TH 8.30PM 4 TONY O’SHEA (ENG) v JOHN WALTON (ENG)
SAT JAN 5TH 4.30PM 15 RICHIE GEORGE (ENG) v DAVE PRINS (ENG)
SUN JAN 6TH 3PM 2 MARTIN ADAMS (ENG) v JIMMY HENDRIKS (NETH
SAT JAN 5TH 3.30PM 10 GARY ROBSON (ENG) v GARRY THOMPSON (ENG)
SUN JAN 6TH 6.30PM 7 JAN DEKKER (NETH) v JEFFREY de GRAAF (NETH)
SAT JAN 5TH 1PM 11 MARTIN ATKINS (ENG) v JASON CULLEN (REP of IRE)
MON JAN 7TH 7.30PM 6 ROSS MONTGOMERY (SCOT) v PAUL JENNINGS (ENG)
MON JAN 7TH 6.30PM 14 GEERT de VOS (BELG) v TONY ECCLES (ENG)
MON JAN 7TH 8.30PM 3 SCOTT WAITES (ENG) v WILLY van de WIEL (NETH)
[font=sans-serif][size=3]“In 27 darts, Fleet scored 26, 41, 60, 60, 5, 41 (with his first dart hitting double 1), 22, 80 and 11, and it is largely considered to be the worst leg in darts history”[/size][/font]
[font=sans-serif][size=3]That’s bad enough but how did he manage to throw so many darts? 27! Oh thats right, he was against that mongloid Martin Adams[/size][/font]
[font=sans-serif][size=3]Shite darts, real knackers.[/size][/font]
Just got an email about a prediction competition for the Lakeside. The prize, tickets to a night of your choice for the PDC Premier League of Darts :lol: