Enda Kenny to be ousted as Taoiseach
Prince Phillip to die
A major natural disaster, a la the 2004 Tsunami
An assassination attempt on Barrack Obama
I will have a shit tomorrow
Obama will finally be assasinated
Gareth Bale to be a success at Real Madrid.
2014 will start on the 1st January 2014.
Really going out on a limb with that one.
Association Football:
Barclays Premier League™: Liverpool Football Club
Champions League Qualifiers: The Arsenal, Manchester City, Everton
Relegated: Fulham, West Ham, Norwich
FA Cup: Everton
League Cup: Manchester United
IFA Carling Premiership: Linfield
Airtricity League of Ireland: St. Patrick’s Athletic
La Liga: FC Barcelona
Serie A: Juventus
Champions League: The Arsenal
Football Writers Player of the Year: Luis Suarez
PFA Player of the Year: Gareth Barry
World Cup: Argentina to beat Brazil in the final
World Cup top scorer: Luis Suarez (Uruguay)
Ballon d’Or: Luis Suarez (Liverpool and Uruguay)
GAA:
Football
Leinster: Dublin
Munster: Cork
Connacht: Mayo
Ulster: Donegal
All-Ireland : Mayo to beat Dublin
NFL: Dublin
A-I Club: St. Vincent’s
A-I U-21: Dublin
Hurling
Leinster: Galway
Munster: Clare
All-Ireland: Limerick to beat Galway
A-I Club: Na Piarsaigh
U-21: Clare
Shitgibbon Cup: UCC
Darts
World Championship: Stephen Bunting
Dutch Open: Tony O’Shea
BDO World Trophy at Blackpool Tower: Scotty Waites
County Championship: Yorkshire
World Masters: James Wilson
Grand Slam of Darts: Scotty Waites
Zuiderduin Masters: Ted Hankey
Rugby Union Football:
Six Nations: Ireland (4 wins out of 5)
Heineken Lager Beer Cup: Ulster
Powerade Leinster Schools’ Senior Cup: Blackrock College
Northern Bank Ulster Schools’ Senior Cup: Royal Belfast Academical Institution
Other:
Superbowl: San Francisco 49ers to beat New England
United States Masters: Tiger Woods
Open Championship: Ian Poulter
Ryder Cup: USA
Rugby Super League: Warrington
Tour de France: Chris Froome
All-England Lawn Tennis Championship at Wimbledon: Novak Djokovic
World Snooker Championship: Ronnie O’Sullivan
Aga Khan Trophy: Great Britain
XX Empire Games in Glasgow: England to top the medal table
BBC Sports Personality of the Year: Ian Poulter
Eire Sports Personality of the Year: some jockey