Another year passes on the forum of choice
Where the world’s keyboard warriors all find their voice
The Bullet arrived to cure @Tassotti’s ills
And save him from drowning in booze, hoors and pills
To kick off the year, Niamh Horan hit the front
To annex the title of Annual Cunt
Some exiles returned, brave and defiant
But all got mugged off by @The Selfish Giant
An extraordinary year of online feuding heaven
Rose to new levels with The Bomber and Kevin
On the topic of football, they wrote many a tome
Like two bald men fighting over a comb
Despite Wexford finally handing Clare their arses
@Bandage got caught in the biggest of farces
@The Big Cheese relieved him of his identity
To emerge as a dirty-handed nonentity
Rebranded as Colin, the big-titted golfer
He’s regained the spirit of the bould Ned Colfer
To aid his recovery, a break he did take
Down home to Wexford and a mountain of cake
The NFL Fantasy created a spat
As @ChocolateMice had to shit in his hat
@Gman ran through him and brought him to his knees
And sent him home packing as Commissioner of Cheese
Grammatical perfection just hadn’t a prayer
With the birth of the roaster we know as @Joe Player
Syntax and spelling were openly defied
As @glasagusban[/USER] raged and [USER=1758]@Peter G cried
Health issues abounded, from colds to thrombosis
And @Fagan ODowd’s dose of myxomatosis
Our older members postings grew sweeter
But none more sweet than the great @Boxtyeater
Joe Schmidt looks secure with the Six-Nations annexed
We’ve never seen @dodgy-keeper so vexed
TAN and @Kid Chocolate with their Limerick obsession
Failed to deflect from Clare’s sad regression
The Girls Thread provided fuel for the deprived
No ride for Bomber but, Christ, @Thrawneen thrived
Taking to Tinder for antics depraved
He must have a knob twice the length of an asses tail shaved
The last year brought all sorts, both good and bad
Bur none more moronic than the ape @Batt the Ladd
From TJ to PJ his bile did unload
'Tis no wonder the radio crowd gave him the road
So, to all near and far as I sit here at home
Mind how you go, wherever you roam
To all forumites, both far and near
Keep her lit and Happy New Year.