Jamie Heaslip
'Wolverine blood"
I didnāt know you were there.
No I wasnāt sitting at the bar. I arrived in late enough, around 1:30.
I had the ham. It was average.
Not real ham, like youād get in Limerick.
The curry sauce was nice mind.
Lock the thread. A cunt of epic proportions.
[QUOTE=āTreatyStones, post: 1074955, member: 1786ā]I had the ham. It was average.
Not real ham, like youād get in Limerick.
The curry sauce was nice mind.[/QUOTE]
Ham curry 
Da fuck?
[QUOTE=āChocolateMice, post: 1074961, member: 168ā]Ham curry
Da fuck?[/QUOTE]
Pour the curry on the ham with spuds and cabbage on the side.
Was that Cesc? Fuck it if Iād known that Iād have asked how was the cousin.
How come you werenāt in your usual spot further up mate?
[QUOTE=āJulio Geordio, post: 1074973, member: 332ā]Was that Cesc? Fuck it if Iād known that Iād have asked how was the cousin.
How come you werenāt in your usual spot further up mate?[/QUOTE]
Because the loud cunt who shouts into his phone for the entire hour was sitting up near that part of the bar, pal.
Does that fat, bearded slob who lives halfway up the bar post here, mate?
No, pal.
I hope youāre not referring to me here though.
Is that fella who bizarrely had his back to the partition staring out at everyone?
What you get mate? I had the curry it was very bland
[QUOTE=āBandage, post: 1074980, member: 9ā]No, pal.
I hope youāre not referring to me here though.[/QUOTE]
Jesus no, mate.
One of my pals has serious issues with that chap which seems to have rubbed off on me.
[QUOTE=āJulio Geordio, post: 1074981, member: 332ā]Is that fella who bizarrely had his back to the partition staring out at everyone?
What you get mate? I had the curry it was very bland[/QUOTE]
Yeah, heās there a few times a week and sits like that and shouts down the phone non-stop. Heās a doorman / bouncer in town and his kid goes to primary school in the area. So he comes in around midday, has a few bottles, picks up the kid from school, drops him home and heads off to work. He always has a little school bag with him too and heās barred from Smythās because he was caught taking a bottle of vodka out of it, having a swig and putting it back in on more than one occasion. He often brings the bag into the toilet in the 51, presumably to throw some vodka down the hatch, but they let him on with it. Thereās the life story of randomer for you, mate.
Do you go there every day mate? You seem to be there any time I go in
If itās a weekday then Iām usually in The 51 for lunch unless:
- itās a public holiday;
- Iām on annual leave;
- Iām travelling internationally with work;
- Thereās some work-related lunch that I canāt really snub, e.g. colleague leaving or something.
A work colleague of Bando described his ability to mill a carvery every day in The 51 as āimpressiveā.