2015 Cunt Of The Year

:-). Excellent advice as always. Can’t fail.

Option 3, make sure to do it in a public setting as well.

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Out of curiosity, what sort of beef has this guy with you? Personal or competitive?

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Competitive. I got a bit of good press recently and I capitalised on it, I call myself a Movement Coach, he is into capoaria and stuff like that. Obviously sees me as a threat. Of course we can co-exist and I had made a point of introducing myself & talking to all local competitors when I started.
But it has just emerged in the last few mins he was trying to rent the premises./gym I now have around the same time as me. So a bit of bitterness there towards my landlord (in similar business essentially) as well i’d say.
I doubt he realises his mistake in who he has taken on.

It’s not that uncommon. Was talking to a friend who owns a big facility in Cork and they had a year long war with women’s fitness. It’s all a bit silly really.

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It is funny that he manages to get into these situations no matter where he goes in the world. People everywhere just can’t handle his straight-shooting no-bullshit honesty. But that’s their problem, @caoimhaoin’s alright, all the time

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:smile:

Back in the good ould days I had a compeditor who’d ring me up ever few months and pretend to be a client, he wouldnt even mask his mobile number, a pure mule.

So I’d tell him a bunch of lies, quote ridiculous prices and set him on his confident way.

The best crack I ever had was when he was sitting beside me at a conference in Dublin (Green Energy Stuff). Anyway Duncan Stewart was the man of the moment and everyone wanted a piece of him. So during one of the intervals I changed the wifes name on my phone to Duncan Stewart and I asked her to ring me a few times over the next hour. Walked back in and left the phone up on the desk beside your man. Ever few mins the phone would vibrate and Duncan Stewart would flash up. Afterwards anyway your man was full of questions about Duncan and I told him I was working closely with him on a few bits and he was a tough taskmaster. I watched him walk away defeated.

Ah the games we play, Truth was we were all on the road to nowhere.

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Duncan Stewart is a top, top bloke.

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Time for a rebrand timberin’

Post his number up here Kev and we’ll all take turns ringing him at 4 in the morning.

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I met him briefly on a few occasions. A gas man who knew well the piss was being taken out of him by half the lads in the construction sites.

Aside: He had 2 fine nieces who used to spend their teenage summers swanning around North Clare.

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That’s not a bad idea actually.

Packie Bonner.

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Alternatively, we could ring him from work(providing it only displays the number of the switch rather than DDI) so he thinks he’s gonna business from multinationals or civil service

Kev i can ring him from a north American number, and hang up if he answers. When he rings back ill answer with ā€˜Central Intelligence Agency pedophile ring monitoring section, how can I help?’ in my best Virginia accent

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He’s been at it again. This cunt is brazen.

You could really fuck him alright going down that road. Set up a meeting in the Clarion etc

He must be a right sad bastard. Or else afraid of his shit of you.

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Speaking of cunts, I see big Phil was at the ploughing today

An utter spastic clearly

kev, you have a lot of conflict in your life

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I’M a black & white personality. It comes with the terroitry.
I din’t mind confrontation and have a healthy mistrust of people in power.

It’s an interesting life and I have great stories.

You ride a bike.

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