2022 FIFA World Cup (Part 1)

How are they getting to Qatar?

Donā€™t necessarily need to be Europeans. Iā€™ve a feeling thereā€™ll be a few pitch invasions that way.

Smelly hippy Qatari eco-warriors? Niche outfit Iā€™d imagine

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Something like 80% of the grounds are in a 40 mile radius. If the drink was flowing Iā€™d say thereā€™d be all kinds of trouble

Not a hope

If Sean Quinnā€™s gamble had paid off this World Cup could have been held in Fermanagh and Cavan, perhaps encompassing Tyrone, Leitrim and Monaghan at a push.

The opening game and final of Quinntar 2022 would have been played at the 85,000 capacity Quinn Direct Iconic Arena in Enniskillen.

Semis at the 65,000 capacity Kingspan Grenfell Breffni Park and the world famous Ulster Bombonera aka St Tiernachā€™s Park, now boasting an all seated capacity of 72,000 (though this World Cup semi-final would still clash with a Derry-Donegal Ulster semi-final).

Quarter-finals at
i) Pairc Sean, boasting a capacity exactly twice the size of the population of Leitrim,
ii) Healy Park (55k), with free pub grub for everybody back at Sallyā€™s
iii) The 58,000 capacity Ballyconnell Bowl
iv) The Kevin Lunney Memorial Stadium, Derrylin (52k)

Infrastructure would have been prioritised. New high speed rail links between the central hub of Cavan and Clones, Carrick On Shannon and Enniskillen/Omagh. A monorail around Tyrone. A second set of traffic lights for Leitrim. Further widening of the Shannon-Erne canal. Development of a major new international airport at Tempo. The Ballygawley roundabout upgraded to become Ulsterā€™s answer to Spaghetti Junction.

The opening ceremony would have featured an all-star cast. A duet between Philomena Begley and a hologram of Big Tom. Sean Quigley taking penalties, wrestling a bull and drinking ten pints in one minute. Neven Maguire cooking up a feast from the bull Sean Quigley had killed. Paul Williams doing a monologue about how FIFA were bringing peace to the border region. A hologram of Niall Toibin doing a Cyaaahvan accent.

The Three Tenors live at Marble Arch Caves on the eve of the final.

FIFA Fan Fleadhs at Fermanagh Street in Clones, Cavan Courthouse, the Slieve Russell in Ballyconnell, the Landmark Hotel in Carrick On Shannon, and the beer garden of Sallyā€™s in Omagh.

The World Cup to end all World Cups.

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Sweet Jesus :man_facepalming:

Callum Wilson is IN the England squad

A smashing player

James Maddison is IN the England squad

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is Southgate throwing of the sheckles? By God

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Garth knows which way the wind blows

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Ward Prowse is unlucky. Iā€™d have had him ahead of Gallagher.

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Good call, Iā€™d be of the same thinking.

The worst team Southgate could pick from that squad (for me and on current form) is:

Pickford

TAA
Maguire
Coady
Dier
Shaw

Gallagher
Henderson
Rice

Rashford
Sterling

Surely jadon sancho is better than some of those lads ?

a massive failing of Southgates.

Reality is theyā€™ll depend on set pieces. He leaves the best set piece taker in the country at home twiddling his thumbs. Silly. When itā€™s nil all with 20 minutes to go heā€™d be a great lad to bring on and whip in frees and corners

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Surely TAA can do that if thatā€™s all you want i presume thatā€™s the only reason he was included? . I havenā€™t seen England since the Euros, but did he ever try TAA as a wing back with James as the right side of the back 3? Itā€™s the only way he can be playedā€¦ Tripier has a decent delivery too.
He should have left Trent at home the more i think about it.

No heā€™s absolutely useless