40th. Birthday present suggestions

I have a double whammy of this on Saturday week. As a number of you cultured, urbane, chic and hipster guys are either looking forward or backwards at this milestone, any reasonable suggestions would be welcome.

Excluded are gadgets and what I’d consider technological shite, they’re full up of that stuff.

Bull calves and pedigree dogs or anything that I’ll have to rear or mind are also out.

While this limits responses somewhat, there are some creative thinkers out there…

Over to you.

A bottle of Waterford Whisky

24 hours alone. To read a book. To read the paper. To have a drink. And not be nagged.

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20 euro win only bet slip for burrows Saint for the national

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A Flipbelt.

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Botox

Cash.

A boob job

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A big black lad

https://www.cameo.com/

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A months subscription to the TFK clique

30 quid for a message from the bootlegger

Cc @spidey @gilgamboa @briantinnion

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You’d pay double

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I very nearly received an Ian Rush cameo for my last birthday

Armagnac is by far the best value in the spirits world right now (and I love it as a drink). If you think armagnac might go down well, so to speak, with your candidates, here is a 1981 for a reasonable price:.

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Is it for @balbec

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You shouldn’t have!

Is he near the sea? A dry robe

A fuckin bargain. A weekend down the working man’s villa, a few pilsners and a message from the captain… Ideal birthday

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