50 More Reasons Why People Hate Cork

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  1. The Rock
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  1. The Pigs in Bandon.
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  1. Cummins sliothars.
  2. Cummins sliothars in the rocks jocks
4
  1. The smell off the Lee
5
  1. Wayne O’Donoghue.
  2. Wayne O’Donoghue’s solicitor.
  3. Tim Allen.
6
  1. cha
  2. Miah
  3. Billa
7
  1. That arse licking butcher.
8
  1. Finbar.
  2. Jeremiah.
  3. Flor.
  4. Toddy.
  5. Cornelius.
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18 Neil Prenderville

10
  1. Donners
11
  1. Sonia O’Sullivan fucking up the 1996 Olympics.
12
  1. Kinsale’s self-appointed status as the gourmet capital of Ireland.
13
  1. Vita Cortex
  2. That ridiculous walk out to Pairc Ui Chaoimh
  3. Pairc Ui Chaoimh
14
  1. De Echo
15
  1. Clonakilty becoming an institution for pigs insides
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John Major
The smell on Patricks Bridge being wicked

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  1. The continual bankruptcy of Cork LOI soccerball clubs
  2. Cork City fans thinking a barn called the shed has iconic status
  3. Pat Hartnett pulling down Martin Storey in the 93 League Final
  4. The 2003 All Ireland semi final replay where Timmy Mac dropped the hurl while handpassing for a goal
  5. The needless lepping and jacking of Sackey O Halpeen every time he scored a goal
  6. Ger Spillane winning an All Star without kicking the ball in a championship
  7. The continual choking against Kerry in All Ireland finals
  8. The Anthony Lynch affair
  9. The Cork lad I met in Anseo one night who got me so enraged I threatened to piss on his eyebrow
  10. Mallow
  11. UCC having no free parking
  12. The stupid one way system around the river
  13. Having 2 Jurys hotels within a mile of each other meaning that invariably taxi drivers always go to the wrong one first
  14. Having an inferiority complex about drinking Guinness
  15. Montenotte
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  1. Perkin warbeck
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  1. Dirtiest Jurys in Ireland
  2. The English Market
  3. Fucking up the Jazz Festival
  4. John Creedon again
  5. Donal O’Grady the obnoxious cunt
  6. Traffic jams in Mallow
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  1. Believing that Cork Dry Gin is a superior brand when it tastes like dishwater
  2. Having dickhead bouncers in their main night spots
  3. The best restaurants in the city are impossible to find
  4. The people of Douglas believing they are better than the lads from the city cos they’re not from ‘the city’ but they’re not from ‘the country’ either
  5. The disrespect shown to football in East Cork apart from Aghada
  6. The road from the ring road towards Kerry through Ballyvourney, signposted as the worst road in Ireland
  7. Looking for continual praise for building a tunnel
  8. Calling a place Little Island when its not actually an Island