Strange thing to be getting the needle over, especially given that you may well be doped up on morphine right now.
Some sort of lube?
Sheâs favourite, could be a good tactical move
âAnd the band played Waltzing Mathildaâ
What a maudling pile of fucking scutter. A perfect summation of Australia I guess
Iâve just turned this onâŚcork bird was okay but definitely wavering on the weirdo wavelength with that shit at the end. SAN Fran was typical mental yank.
Whoâs the money on?
Grainne Hawkes London has moved from 5/2 to 1/3 in the past 10 mins.
She moved through the field.
Gwan Askeaton!
Last yearâs winner was a bit of a dog.
Odds LOCKED.
Fix in.
This yearâs winner will be a Hawk.
Same as every year
Very few of them are actually good looking
Theres a few big girls this year
Malfunction
Ah jaysus they gave it to a half caste
Surely you agree.that this carry on is degrading, insensitive, misogynistic, sexist, offensive, gratuitous and other snowflake buzzwords.
Surely the tokenistic and condescending inclusion of a few weirdos, freak shows, misfits, crackpots and fruitcakes canât be enough to humour you and buy you off?
Signing off,
Bemused and angry.
Tunbridge Wells
Hon the Deise