Contacting?
The fundamental problem with accounting, and auditing in particular, is that they’re not paid nearly enough.
People outside the profession, and I include Scrunchie in that, just don’t get it.
[quote=“Appendage, post: 764964, member: 11”]The fundamental problem with accounting, and auditing in particular, is that they’re not paid nearly enough.
People outside the profession, and I include Scrunchie in that, just don’t get it.[/quote]
I get what you are saying. i.e. if you were paid more you wouldn’t have had to take bribes to sign off makey-up accounts at the financial institutions.
[quote=“Appendage, post: 764964, member: 11”]The fundamental problem with accounting, and auditing in particular, is that they’re not paid nearly enough.
People outside the profession, and I include Scrunchie in that, just don’t get it.[/quote]
The fundamental problem with auditing is that the crooks who carry out this sham practice were shown up for the charlatans that they are circa 2007 in this country.
A typically ill informed and indeed libelous comment.
Post reported.
post reported
Just because I never uncovered a material error or indeed anything that raised my suspicions in my 3.5 year auditing career, it doesn’t mean I didn’t carry out my duties with sceptiscism and vigour. Rocko, please delete the anti-auditing posts on the thread, and elsewhere on the forum.
[quote=“Appendage, post: 764977, member: 11”]A typically ill informed and indeed libelous comment.
Post reported.[/quote]
Fucking hell!
[quote=“Appendage, post: 764977, member: 11”]A typically ill informed and indeed libelous comment.
Post reported.[/quote]
Pity ye aren’t any good at reporting other nefarious activities. You and Bandage personally owe the Irish public about €70 billion. I hope you sleep well at night.
Bandage sleeps on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies
You’re frighteningly stupid.
I slept terribly last night actually, but that was because of giddiness due to the NFL Draft taking place in New York. Getting back to the point at hand, I like to think the building blocks I put in place as an audit senior helped my successor audit teams to uncover some of the outrageous financial scandals that unfortunately slipped past my own team.
But there’s a real failure on this thread to acknowledge that auditing is a complex activity with severe time constraints and reporting deadlines. When you think about it, an audit team of 4 or 5 can be going into an organisation employing thousands for a couple of weeks to ultimately report on what those thousands together did over an entire year.
It’s therefore nigh on impossible to say with certainty that everything’s all fine and dandy, especially if you’ve spent the most part of the audit playing Football Manager and Stick Cricket on your laptop.
Yet still the begrudgers and cynics continue with their sickening sniping at the auditing profession. It seriously pisses me off at times.
[quote=“Bandage, post: 764990, member: 9”]I slept terribly last night actually, but that was because of giddiness due to the NFL Draft taking place in New York. Getting back to the point at hand, I like to think the building blocks I put in place as an audit senior helped my successor audit teams to uncover some of the outrageous financial scandals that unfortunately slipped past my own team.
But there’s a real failure on this thread to acknowledge that auditing is a complex activity with severe time constraints and reporting deadlines. When you think about it, an audit team of 4 or 5 can be going into an organisation employing thousands for a couple of weeks to ultimately report on what those thousands together did over an entire year.
It’s therefore nigh on impossible to say with certainty that everything’s all fine and dandy, especially if you’ve spent the most part of the audit playing Football Manager and Stick Cricket on your laptop.
Yet still the begrudgers and cynics continue with their sickening sniping at the auditing profession. It seriously pisses me off at times.[/quote]
I admire a man who admits his limitations and those of his profession.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt my friend.
De Nile !
You’re frighteningly in denial.
About what? That lad is a dope. Proven beyond all reasonable doubt since he (or she) started posting here.
[quote=“Bandage, post: 764990, member: 9”]I slept terribly last night actually, but that was because of giddiness due to the NFL Draft taking place in New York. Getting back to the point at hand, I like to think the building blocks I put in place as an audit senior helped my successor audit teams to uncover some of the outrageous financial scandals that unfortunately slipped past my own team.
But there’s a real failure on this thread to acknowledge that auditing is a complex activity with severe time constraints and reporting deadlines. When you think about it, an audit team of 4 or 5 can be going into an organisation employing thousands for a couple of weeks to ultimately report on what those thousands together did over an entire year.
It’s therefore nigh on impossible to say with certainty that everything’s all fine and dandy, especially if you’ve spent the most part of the audit playing Football Manager and Stick Cricket on your laptop.
Yet still the begrudgers and cynics continue with their sickening sniping at the auditing profession. It seriously pisses me off at times.[/quote]
Come in, we all know auditing is money for old rope.
Auditing needs to go back to the days of hand-written files. It concentrated the mind wonderfully on how to get the most into the least words. Throw the laptops out.
I’m starting to see what Rocko meant when he said that you were a gormless dullard who sucks the atmosphere and fun out of any conversation.